Listen, My Dudes

Thea/ Norwegian, but study in England/20/a sarcastic lil' shit/ she-her/ I say omg way too much ig: theaf.h

[evilvillain123456789]

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

[rodrickheffeley]

set is complete

[tae-rhr]

👑

[fanonical]

harry potter telling his kids wild stories about the stuff he got up to as a kid, and his kids looking it up in history books just to make sure he’s not bullshitting them

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

He is, but always about the mundane stuff.

Albus comes back from a conversation with Ron and Hermione to tell his siblings “Dad was teasing us again. Hogwarts never had an interhouse spelling competition, and even if they did, Auntie Hermione says that “floccinaucinihilipilification” isn’t a word they’d give to First Years.”

“Oh.”

“They really did make him fight a dragon in fourth year though.”

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[vosquitransitis]

heyheyhey this is literally

[najmani-deactivated20140920]

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

[valtsv]

hubris is sexy actually

[valtsv]

being so excessively self-confident that the gods themselves have to intervene to teach you not to be such a smug little bastard??? that’s preddy hot

[acciocauldroncakes]

Hi hello I read the book ‘Carol’/ ‘The Price of Salt’ and I haven’t been able to think about anything else so have some fanart of a book from 1952 (I’m trying to hunt the movie down now cuz damn)

[karazrel]

wlw mlm solidarity

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Once I finally have an actual flat and job, I'm gonna start a thing where I invite all my friends over for dinner. And there's gonna be a dress code but it's just "that one outfit you never have any chance to wear". Flapper dress? Awesome. Medival gown that you got at a renesaince fair but don't actually know what to do with? Yes! Prom dress? Of course! Cosplay you made for that one convention? Definitely. Pikachu onsie? What would be more fitting?

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Why did this post suddenly blow up? Several hundred people reblogged this over the last two days. Are we all just really feeling the isolation or?

[janeymac-ie]

Dreaming of having a party is a big coronavirus mood I guess

[acciocauldroncakes]

You're a wizard, Harry

On the outside:

Harry: I’m a what?

On the inside: 

“Excuse me-”

“You made me live…with the Dursleys?”

“For HOW many years?!”

“What? WHAT?!”

“I live in a cupboard.”

“Under the stairs.”

[chrishallbeck]

Long.

[newtlesbian]

saving MY handwritten passionate and fascinating love letters with custom wax seals for MARRIAGE unlike some of you WHORES out there

[headcanonsandmore]

We all know you dislike Emma Watson’s portrayal of Hermione so I’m wondering who you could cast as Hermione? Pictures please 😬

I’m trying to be less critical of W*tson as-of-late, but -yeah- I really don’t think much of her portrayal (especially after POA). 

There’s a bunch of people who I think would be great as Hermione. 

Jessie Cave 

She had bushier hair as film!Lavender than film!Hermione did. And Jessie Cave is a brilliant actor, so I think she’d do a great job in the role. 

Quvenzhané Wallis

I feel like she’d get Hermione’s inquisitiveness in the first few films really well. 

Eryn Allen Kane

She’s not an actor (as far as I’m aware) but she gets the looks down really well. I know that’s kinda ridiculous as a reason, but there we go. 

Also, the following RPers who really do inhabit the character magnificently:

@dontthinkonithermione

@youngwolfchaos

@scamandergenes

@acciocauldroncakes

@youcancallme-anna 

@hillnerd 

@cheapenigma

@gobletofvodka

(I’m not using their gifs ‘cause I don’t have permission, but -seriously- they’re freakin’ awesome!)

Thanks for the ask!

[acciocauldroncakes]

Thanks so much for mentioning me, really warms my heart💕

[acciocauldroncakes]

Realization

Harry: W-what’s wrong? Did Ron do something?

Harry: What do you mean?

[stjernfaerie]

[acciocauldroncakes]

Realization

Harry: W-what’s wrong? Did Ron do something?

Harry: What do you mean?

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool