grand theft cactus

leslie - she/her - 28 - slightly obsessed plant lady - writer - lover of drarry - multifandom

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[simkaye]

They’re boyfriends 🥰

[nick-nellson]

TED LASSO 1.02 Biscuits

[cassandracalin]

Uh-oh... 🌱

[ad-wills]

[animusbell]

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

[that1nkyone]

[fishtrouts]

Suspicious friends… the webtoon readers said that at least they got his nose right :,D

Patreon | Redbubble | Webtoon

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[thatfunkyopossum]

Hot take everyone needs at least one creative hobby to accompany their consumptive ones. I don’t mean just art and writing I mean literally anything where you create something. Embroidery, cooking, knitting, gardening, wood whittling, trap making, needle felting, instrument playing, bug raising, fandom analysis writing, ANYTHING where you do work and can hold the fruits of your labor in you hands. Anything where you MAKE something else.

Something that isn’t a career choice. Something you don’t have to be good at. As long as it brings you joy.

Please get hobbies, they enrich your life.

[vellichnora]

there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room

[vellichnora]

via Vincent Giarrano on instagram

https://instagram.com/vgiarrano?utm_medium=copy_link

[violettfae]

this is what true peace looks like

[katanasonata]

"please just order, I don't need to hear the backstory of your cactus allergy"

[cassandracalin]

[kalofi]

i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

[kalofi]

asked my dad too

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[great-tweets]

sorry, professor whats his nuts

[starlit-captain]

you all forgot the most important part

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

[mishastoesies]

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

[starseekrr]

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[sandersstudies]

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

[sandersstudies]

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

[sandersstudies]

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.