Hudcon and Heated Rivalry

35, Pansexual , NYC, Troy Barrett Apologist, HUDCON Stan, Ilya Rozanov's Attorney

[acciotwin]

YOU KILLED ME WILLIAMS, I AM DEAD

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[acciotwin]

DON'T THEY KNOW IM INSANE, HUDSON MILDRED WILLIAMS YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS AT 9:30 AM ON A MONDAY 🥵

[academicblorbo]

Heated Rivalry opening scene

Shane: oh god I'm totally fumbling this interaction why did I think it was a good idea to talk to him he hates me he so clearly hates me

Ilya: freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles freckles fr

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post/reupload or use outside of tumblr without my permission. The Brotherhood of the Tini Tiny Shorts.

[nyree2712]

Heated Rivalry - Incorrect Quote 266

Ilya: Hollander, Hollander, Hollander, Hollander

Shane: What Ilyusha?

Ilya: I'm bored , can we play hide and seek?

Shane: Okay, but if I'll find you let's fuck

Ilya: Great, and if you won't find me, just know that I'll be behind the sofa

[yuqis-ifty]

It's very important to me that Shane finds Ilya extremely adorable. Like yes, that is the hottest man he's ever seen, but like, that's also the man who would puff out his cheeks, frown and sigh dramaticly at the minorest of inconveniences, that man, atleast to Shane, is so so cute Shane sometimes has to clench his fists to let the cuteness aggression subside because it's either this or he's squeezing Ilya's face until he looks like a puffer fish and kissing him all over.

[acciotwin]

He literally can't go 2 minutes without dancing and I love it

[acciotwin]

FINALLY GOT MY VMAN MAG!!! AHHHHH

[acciotwin]

ACTUALLY IM NOT HUNGRY THANKS

[lily-s-world]

Book accurate interaction

[military-newsboys]

Shane, coming out of the closet: I don’t like… women. Hayden, mouth agape: Hayden: yoU ARE A MISOGYNIST?!

[military-newsboys]

Shane: Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone. Hayden: We won't. Ilya: We're not children. *Shane leaves* Hayden: Eat shit and die. Ilya: Fuck you.

[acciotwin]

🥵

[gaynehollander]

The very first time Ilya visited the hookup apartment he smoked a cigarette on the balcony and used an empty soda can as an ashtray, dropping the stub in it once he'd finished. After he left, Shane spent over 10 minutes shaking the can upside down trying to get the stub out, very nearly crying out of frustration when it just kept rattling around in there, because he couldn't recycle the can with a cigarette stub in it. He ended up having to rinse out the can and the smell of the cigarette ash mixing with the water was absolutely vile, not to mention that when the stub finally rushed out of the can it was wet and mushy and so gross that Shane had to put on gloves to pick it up and throw it in the trash, which he then took out immediately to try and save the whole apartment from reeking of stale cigarettes.

Which is why, the second time Ilya visited the hookup apartment, Shane had bought an ashtray.

[acciotwin]

I did a thing

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

OH.....

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