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I hope in Unrivaled we get to see sweet, domestic Hollanov moments, not just from their perspective but also from the perspective of the other characters. Scenes where the others witness how much they care for and love each other and feel bad for misconceptions/judgements they had previously had.
Current Fave Hollanov Writers
Thought I'd switch things up and post a bunch of Hollanov writers I'm currently subscribed to that are here on Tumblr (ie this list is not exhaustive).
FYI the way I engage with AO3 is:
If a WIP has piqued my interest, I'll sub to the fic. (Usually I don't read until the fic is complete).
If I'm enjoying a fic and it's part of a series, I'll sub to the series.
If I realise I've read a handful of fics by the same author and have loved them all - then I'll sub to the author.
Therefore, this is a list of "basically, I love everything these people write and you should check them all out".
So with love, here's the list of my recommended authors, in alphabetical order by their AO3 pseud: (all tumblrs are correct as at 11/8)
allmylovesatonce | AO3 | @three-drink-amy
anincompletelist (soldouthaz) | AO3 | @anincompletelist
artifice | AO3 | @artificse
broccolicheddarchicken | AO3 | @broccolicheddarchicken
ChaoticRussian2481 | AO3 | @chaoticrussian2481
CorvidCordelia | AO3 | @corvidcordelia
CrazyJ | AO3 | @hoberek
dntat | AO3 | @dntat-makesthings
FestiveFerret | AO3 | @festiveferret
fleezerweezer | AO3 | @ilyaois
goldenraeofsun | AO3 | @goldenraeofsun
gurlsrool | AO3 | @gurlsrool
itsme_hi_imtheproblem | AO3 | @inmyhollanovera
NotEvenCloseToStraight | AO3 | @not-close-to-straight
proseandpulse | AO3 | @proseandpulse
schweet_heart | AO3 | @schweetheart
shanehollandertwentyfour | AO3 | @shanehollandertwentyfour
sistercacao | AO3 | @scacao-blog
UglyGreenJacket | AO3 | @uglygreenjacket
writinginasnowglobe | AO3 | @writinginasnowglobe
note: for some reason some of the tumblrs didn't link properly, but the link still works!
Non-Hockey AU
Chefs AU: the inherent eroticism of shallots by eboi (5,288 words, not rated)
Rival celebrity chefs Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are invited to a live panel about “The Future of Healthy Home Cooking.”
The producers want lively debate, the audience wants drama, and the internet wants their feud.
Incidentally, and entirely unrelated, Shane and Ilya have spent the last decade secretly in love.
Porn Stars AU: Sexy Boy by @hoko-onchi-writes & @veradubhghoil-blog (7,058 words, rated E)
“Terrible name, by the way,” Ilya told Svetlana. “We will need to think of new one. This is not 1970’s porn. He is pretty and innocent. Sweet.”
“Oh,” Svetlana said, craning her neck to stare at Ilya’s laptop. “Oh. He is just your type.”
“I don’t have a type,” Ilya lied. If Ilya did have a type—and he did, maybe a little, because if a man didn’t have a preference, he didn’t get to have an opinion—it was this. Muscular but not in an obsessive bodybuilder sort of way, a strong brow, and an ass that Ilya could practically see jiggle when spanked.
Remote Office Romance AU: a rookie's guide to navigating unrequited office romance (allegedly) by allthelovesaved (9,068 words, rated T)
There’s a kitten on Shane's lap, a naked kitten, and it’s pushing its head into his hand as he speaks to someone probably on his other monitor. “I have a meeting in a few,” Shane is saying, still not realizing that the meeting in question is currently happening because someone joined without Shane having to physically pull him in. “But after lunch I’m all yours. We can talk about the launch then.”
“Okay,” the other voice is tinny and a little disjointed, but Sergei doesn’t think he’s ever heard it before. He’s almost certain there’s an accent, but he can’t fully tell it’s that far away. “I’ll put you in my calendar.”
“So generous,” Shane jokes, gently scratching between the kitten’s ears. “Penciling me in.” He glances down for the first time, realizes Sergei is there and jumps, dislodging the kitten. “Shit, fuck, sorry, Chexy.” He looks over at his other screen and says, “I have to go, see you in a few hours.” Shane waves his hands at the other person before they can even say anything, and turns his full attention back to Chexy. “Sorry, that was HR.”
Firefighters AU: smoke signals by @earthchoir (9,152 words, rated M)
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” Shane says when he walks into Station 24 for the first time.
“Hollander,” says none other than Ilya goddamn Rozanov, “Are you lost?”
(or: a literal heated rivalry)
Birdwatchers AU: Gavia stellata by @galehautstomb (9,820 words, rated E)
“This is just the version I use. Everyone has their preference, but I can send you the Amazon link for this book if you like,” Shane said, while Ilya flipped through the field guide. He stopped on the section on loons, where two different species were illustrated in wading water and mid-flight.
Ilya pointed at one of the illustrations. A sleek dark bird, with white and black checker-board wings and a stark red eye. “We saw this one today, yes?”
“Yep. The common loon. It’s aquatic, so you’ll always find them near water, usually a lake like we just saw. It’s the national bird of Canada, actually.”
“Common. You can find this bird all over?” Ilya asked.
“Around here, at least. It’s my favorite bird,” Shane admitted. “Pretty boring, I know.”
Shane’s shoulders were hunched up, like he was embarrassed to admit that he was the bird guy, who did in fact, like birds.
Well, that would not do. “Boring is good. I like boring,” Ilya insisted.
(Or, Ilya Rozanov, a newly arrived hockey agent in Ottawa, falls for a local birder).
MMA Fighters AU: bloodfeather by @crossnecklace (17,342 words, rated E)
Ilya Rozanov’s opponents would describe him as a brutal savage with a dirty record, known for hitting after the bell’s gone off. Spectators would describe him as a cocky spitfire with the stats to back it up, dollar bills passed around like candy whenever he was in the cage. Commentators would describe him as a barreling force of nature with a promising legacy. Weighing in at a hundred and eighty-five pounds of raw muscle, he was the son of Grigori Rozanov, notorious Russian street fighter, and he pulled no punches, so to speak.
Shane would describe Ilya Rozanov as a fucking asshole with, admittedly, a pretty clean uppercut. Hardly any of the matches he’d watched him win had lasted the full five minutes.
AU. Shane first introduces himself to Ilya Rozanov ten minutes before they’re slotted to beat the shit out of each other in front of a live audience. They go together like fire and gasoline.
Mormon Missionary AU: Heaven is a bedroom by @thomasmomwell (18,138 words, rated M)
Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
Medieval AU: The Heart of a Knight by @dntat-makesthings (21,557 words, rated E)
“Please, no!” Shane cried as Ilya was dragged away from him. He fought viciously against his guards, but could only watch, helpless, as the men holding Ilya began to beat him, their blows falling without pause. “Ilya!” Shane screamed again, struggling uselessly against the unyielding hands that held him. “Please leave him! It was me! He did nothing! It was me! Take me instead–”
Or: Shane and Ilya are knights, sworn to serve their lords and their kingdom. They are also lovers, who have kept their relationship secret for over a decade.
Their duties only allow them a few stolen visits each year, until one day, everything changes. Will they be torn apart forever? Or will they finally be able to live the life they always dreamed for themselves, together and free?
Astronauts AU: solnyshko by @angel-deux-writes (54,881 words, rated M)
Ilya Rozanov wakes up from a medically induced coma, sixteen months into a mission to save the dying sun, and he can't remember a single one of his crewmates.
He's immediately drawn to one of them, though. Too bad Hollander won't give him the time of day.
Paralympics Sled Hockey AU: Para as in Parallel by devfiction (133,004 words, rated M)
Shane Hollander was a generational hockey talent. That's over. Now he is going through the motions as a rookie player on Canada's Sled Hockey Paralympic Team.
Ilya Rozanov is the Captain of the Russian team and the best sled hockey player in the world. The whole world. He'd be the first to tell you.
Just a reminder - all of the fics are organized and tagged by list name on my AO3 bookmarks. You can find my AO3 here: hollanovstrophyroom.
I've also created The Trophy Room - one stop to see all the rec lists I've created, organized alphabetically here on Tumblr. You can access it via the link at the top of the blog, or by using this link: The Trophy Room
Lots of Love and Happy Reading!
-Room
The Bite Fanart
For this week’s “fan art based on Hollanov Fanfics,” I decided to draw a scene from “The Bite’” by Dntat on ao3. I loved the one-shot of this and the extended version was just as good! I do love me some A/B/O, especially when there is angst and some lowkey body horror/gore? Beautiful, excellent, give me 100 more 😂
There IS a bit of blood/gore in this drawing, so be aware before you scroll! I do enjoy drawing those sort of things but don’t usually get the opportunity to since 95% of my drawing ideas are fluffy/no blood. So this was fun to draw!
The Snippet that inspired this drawing:
"Shane hears it before he understands it. Ilya is growling, he realizes. Growling so low he can almost feel it in his bones. It’s a dangerous sound for an alpha to be making. Shane is vaguely aware of everyone on the ice, alphas and betas, moving farther back. Clearing off the ice.
Shane can’t help but look at Jarek. He hasn’t moved back, and Shane feels a rush of affection, of pride, so sudden, so unwarranted, so visceral, that it nearly makes his trembling legs buckle.
“What the fuck is going on?” Shane asks. He wants to sound commanding and strong, like the captain he is, but his voice is weak. The needles stabbing into his skin are turning into knives and his world is rapidly narrowing down from the arena, to the ice, to just the two alphas standing in front of him. Who are fighting for him.
“He bit you,” Ilya growls. “He fucking cornered you and bit you–”
“He likes it,” Jarek lisps. His smile is a bloody ruin and his eyes are fixed on Shane with a hunger that should revolt him, but instead makes the heat burning inside him flame higher. Makes him want to get on all fours and present. “He’s mine now. So fuck off, Rozanov.”
Shane raises a trembling hand to his neck and digs them into his scent gland. He can feel it now. The outline of the bite. It’s deep, but most of it seems to have missed the gland itself, he thinks distantly. That must have been why it bled so much.
Ilya is watching Shane, and must see something in his face, because without warning he is lunging at Jarek again, and he’s shouting, he’s bellowing, “I’ll fucking kill you!” and Shane can’t have this happen. This can’t be fucking happening."
-The Bite
AND I had some fun with special effects and tried to emphasize the sort of out-of-body, whoozy sort of feeling Shane is experiencing in the this version:
Basically just playing around with Procreate O3O “The Bite” Oneshot: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81438286 “The Bite” Extended: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82681361/chapters/217662861
Fics by the lovely @dntat-makesthings
hollanov pr friendship is so special to me i need it played out more. i need them to have an absolute blast with confusing people whether they actually like each other. i want them to chirp at each other left and right but then also stand next to each other at the practice rink gossiping with their mouths covered. i want ilya to drop random shane lore he acquired that has everyone confused as to how close they are. i want shane to correct other people on their ilya opinions. i want everyone to wonder why these fuckers decide to sit eat hang out with each other all the time if they always piss the other off and then see them being the absolute safe space for the other and wonder when they got that close. i just want them to have a little fun with being close friends in public yk
Wyatt: I wanted to check that were still on for board game night? Ilya: Yes wyatt we will be be there for boring game night Wyatt: I'm sure that was a typo :) Wyatt: I also just wanted to go over the rules one more time Wyatt: 1. You will talk to Shane about how it’s just a game and that it’s just for fun Wyatt: 2. It doesn’t matter who wins or who loses Ilya: Yes yes I will remind him of these rules Ilya: Even though they are all fucking lies Ilya: Of course winning matters Ilya: And me and my Shane will crush you at your boring game Wyatt: Well this actually does a great job of bringing us to rule 3 Wyatt: Winning cannot be celebrated by having sex in my bathroom
Or: 5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.
Read on AO3! Posting chapters daily :)
Chapters 2&3 are up :)
This is all up! 10/10 chapters :)
If you are indeed taking suggestions for hollanov, I would looooove to see Ilya blowing Shane. Thinking about the position from the first drawing you posted but swapped has infested my brain, but any position would be lovely. You are so talented, I love your style!!
A long time coming for this request pun not intended
Art HERE on AO3
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Wyatt: I wanted to check that were still on for board game night? Ilya: Yes wyatt we will be be there for boring game night Wyatt: I'm sure that was a typo :) Wyatt: I also just wanted to go over the rules one more time Wyatt: 1. You will talk to Shane about how it’s just a game and that it’s just for fun Wyatt: 2. It doesn’t matter who wins or who loses Ilya: Yes yes I will remind him of these rules Ilya: Even though they are all fucking lies Ilya: Of course winning matters Ilya: And me and my Shane will crush you at your boring game Wyatt: Well this actually does a great job of bringing us to rule 3 Wyatt: Winning cannot be celebrated by having sex in my bathroom
Or: 5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.
Read on AO3! Posting chapters daily :)
Chapters 2&3 are up :)
Wyatt: I wanted to check that were still on for board game night? Ilya: Yes wyatt we will be be there for boring game night Wyatt: I'm sure that was a typo :) Wyatt: I also just wanted to go over the rules one more time Wyatt: 1. You will talk to Shane about how it’s just a game and that it’s just for fun Wyatt: 2. It doesn’t matter who wins or who loses Ilya: Yes yes I will remind him of these rules Ilya: Even though they are all fucking lies Ilya: Of course winning matters Ilya: And me and my Shane will crush you at your boring game Wyatt: Well this actually does a great job of bringing us to rule 3 Wyatt: Winning cannot be celebrated by having sex in my bathroom
Or: 5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.
Read on AO3!
i think shane would be secretly really chuffed at getting ilya pregnant with twins (through the power of his ass) like… he’d be all bashful about it when his team mates are like Hollzy you sly dog with your freak swimmers!!! And he’s like haha guysss and waves them off doing his little Kermit the frog smile but actually on the inside he’s like Yeah I fucking knocked my husband up with twins bitch he’s got two of my babies growing inside him he’s mine they’re mine im a fucking king.
shane just showing pregnant ilya off like he wants everyone to see that he did that and that ilya is his and it’s all his and he takes such good care of ilya and makes him so happy and loved and safe and everyone must know this. they must know ilya belongs to shane
whenever someone draws shane hollander as a twink… describes his muscles as anything but bulging …. his cock as anything but thick and girthy… an angel loses its wings
Rolex invites Shane to the Royal Box at Wimbledon again and this time Shane accepts because Rolex specifically asked if he could bring his husband as well and fuck yes he can and together Ilya and Shane are ready to serve so much cunt. They both get dressed in some sharp, elevated summer suits, Ilya in Versace and Shane in Gucci, the dramatic sunglasses & the bitchiest, judgiest mogging are ON, they mirror each other as they cross their legs; occasionally they're holding hands or sit with Ilya's arm around Shanes waist, they are the epitome of power husbands & this is their playground. Do they have one clue what is going on on the court? Of course not. That doesn't stop them from having a fabulous time showing off each other. They know they steal the limelight looking as devastating as they do, together. Turns out these dreadful PR appointments are actually incredible fun when you have your husband/best friend / soulmate with you and Shane can't imagine how he ever did this without Ilya.
Now picture this, occasionally they whisper into each other's ears, sometimes its just sweet nothigns and sometimes it's some devastating chirps about tennis, and each time a precious smile breaks through, only for each other, but it drives the photographers wild.
(afterwards, Ilya is excited to have the perfect summer with Shane where they fuck their way across europe)
Like I just knooooow people are tired of them. Everyone knows without being told that they are having freak sex CONSTANTLY and that they are so in love about it. Like how does it feel to be together for twelve years married for one and you are STILL knocking the walls down every night. Everyone said it HAS to stop at some point and they are WRONG. Second season on the Cens Shane is still coming in routinely with bite marks on the BACK OF HIS SHOULDER and there is only one mathematical explanation for how they got there. Like ohhhh my name is Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov and the only thing I do is win Stanley Cups and have hot freaky athletic people sex with a man who would kill and die for me and I make MILLIONS OF MONEYS while doing it. I know people hate them.
Rumors circulate that princess of pop Liliya Rozanova is dating PWHL Victoire captain Jane Hollander after recent Instagram post. Link.
Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov | Heated Rivalry | Season 1 - Episode 5
more armpit in season two. like are they gay or what. show us the pits
