aylaar🤍

- I’ll go down with my ships - AO3

[demilypyro]

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

[poezidashuri-deactivated2025122]

I‘m too romantic for this unromantic world

[heiziwei]

when draco signed up to be a healer he didn’t know that there will be a doofus constantly testing his patience

[lumoxy]

The Bird — portrait of Draco Malfoy

[ampervadasz]

[terribletlg]

That paw tap did it

[petermorwood]

Don't make me tap the sign (again).

[the-real-milo]

Harry: Can I kiss you?

Draco, mockingly: Can i ki-

Draco: yeah. yup. yessir yes 

[the-boy-who-bottomed]

Draco to Harry : Would you like to stay for dinner ?

Scorpius, from the kitchen : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR EVER ?

[bchanslvr]

harry: *petting draco's hair* so cute

draco: potter no, malfoys are not cute.

harry: *pets harder* so small so tiny

draco: potter please, i am literally half a head taller than you.

harry: *pets even harder* so soft, malfoys are made of kittens

draco: potter i am a death-eater oh my god.

[dracobthings-deactivated2023112]

Like if Harry is a top

Reblog if Draco is a bottom

[pottersmoon]

Draco: You're on a speakerphone, behave

Harry: Or what? You'll spank me?

Draco, on a meeting with half of the ministry:

[draco-and-harry-malfoy-pottah]

Harry: I don't have a type.

Ron: Yes you do. Blonde, rich, grey eyes, sarcastic, daddy issues, seeker-

Harry: -why are you describing Malfoy?

Ron: why am I- OH COME ON MATE

[the-real-milo]

Draco: I’m going to sleep with Harry Potter

Pansy:

Draco: as a prank!

Pansy: 

Draco: Haha it will totally get him what a good prank

Pansy: Hermione told me you’ve been sleeping with him for over a year now

Draco: goddamnit i’m starting up the race war again

[daddiesdrarryy]

What do you mean your favorite pair didn’t try to kill each other at least once? Not even attempted murder? Not even a punch or two for the funsies?

[smilingformoney]

‘Harry Potter is straight’ the first thing we saw him do was come out of the closet

[i-am-my-own-angel]

Slytherin: What are you doing?

Hufflepuff: Making chocolate milk. You want some?

Slytherin: No thanks, I'm 29.

[prismolovesfanfiction]

considering where he grew up

I think Snape’s inner monologues would be less

“what a brat”

and more “What a fucking nob”

[yeah-whatever-you-say]

Hufflepuff: you should drop the negative people in your life.

Slytherin : but I am the negative people in my life.