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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Draco: I once quoted a vine in front of Harry
Draco: No one will ever believe him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet
Draco: It's delightful
Harry: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Draco: I keep a list. I have it alphabetized and in chronological order
Draco: Which one do you want?
Draco: Life is a beach and I am eating the sand
Harry: What
Draco: I said what I said
Harry: Draco?
Draco: Yes Harry?
Harry: You love me, right?
Draco: Of course I do
Harry: Then why am I sleeping on the couch
Draco: You ate the last Treacle Tart and I told you not to
Draco: Now atone for your sins
Draco: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of that river the last time we went camping
Harry: Let's not forget who pushed me in
Draco: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year
Harry: That's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues
Draco: I wouldn't call it an issue
Draco: An issue is something you can fix
Draco: I'm dating Potter
Lucius: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low
Harry: But Draco, people said they like the way I light up the room when I walk in!
Draco: First off, Weasley doesn't count as "people", and second, arson is still arson
Draco: Will you marry me?
Harry: I-
Harry: I don't even know how to make rice
Harry: I would like some chicken nuggets
Draco, whispering: Harry, this is a fancy restaurant
Harry: Sorry, I meant the fine nuggets of chicken
Draco: Say something freaky to me
Harry: I really want you-
Draco: REALLY?
Harry: To leave me the fuck alone
Waiter: What would you like sir?
Harry: I wish to devour the unborn
Waiter: Excuse me-
Draco: Eggs. He wants eggs
Harry: What does remind you of me?
Draco: A Thursday I mistake for a Friday
Draco: I wake up thinking tomorrow's Saturday, but then I remember it's only Thursday
Draco: A huge disappointment
Ron: I wish Hermione would quit work so we could spend more time together
Draco: You must wish I quit work too
Harry: God no, stop giving him ideas Ron
Draco: We should buy some laundry detergent
Harry: Laundry sauce
Draco: Wh-
Harry: Clothes marinade
Harry: Outfit soup
Harry: Fabric juice
Draco:
Harry: Who the fuck-
Draco: Language!
Harry: Whomst thee fuck?
Draco: What the fuck
Draco: Nice thighs Harry
Harry: Thanks?
Draco: I bet they'd look nicer wrapped around my h-
Ron: HE WHO CREATED LIFE, THE LORD JESUS CAN I GET AN AMEN?