What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

She/They/He ☆ in my twenties ☆ aroace ☆ writer ☆ gonna post mostly thoughts, book stuff, and whatever my latest obsession is

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

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all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

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34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

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no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

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[ace-bookdragon]

I watched Next To Normal (the newer version) in the early afternoon because i came across one song and i thought it looked interesting (read: devestating). It is now 1am, i am countless edits deep and am still fully obsessed. I have started to yearn for the theater and acting again. I have a hole in my chest that is burning me up. I know the feeling, but not what to do with it. I am falling deeper and deeper. I was meant to work on my thesis today!

[mindofjasmin]

ok

[lottiebbg]

My asexual ass when I realize the song I’ve been listening for a year is about sex

[disguised-as-a-flamingo]

KHOSHEKH

Not only have I crocheted a Khoshekh, but he is now hanging approximately 4 feet above the floor in my bathroom (I did have to Google what feet were in metric lol) (I did then use a tape measure)

[ace-bookdragon]

I held a dying cat in my arms tonight. I hope they got some peace from my embrace

[samwise1548]

S2 snippet animation. Was meant as a break from my studies lately. Ended up taking a week haha ha

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[ID: A short animation featuring Jonathan sims from the Magnus Archives. Jon is a brown man with short tussle dark hair and bags under his eyes. He wears a blue suit over a grey shirt, with a matching blue tie.

In the first half of the animation he is fidgeting with a green pen, waving it around as he speaks to Elias Bouchard off screen.

Elias: "I'll have a copy made for you one one condition. Be. Careful. No more impetuous subterranean adventures, understand?"

Jon (mumbling): "Yes, of course, of course."

There is a pause in the animation where only a blank dark beige colored screen is shown, before the next bit of dialogue continues. This time, the animation takes place in a stoneway that has a dark atmosphere. Jon in this scene is more paranoid and scared. His pen is replaced by a tape recorder.

Jon (frantically): "Supplimental: I'm in the tunnels. I was exploring, and I got lost."

At the end Jon jumps in surprise at something to his left. /End ID]

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

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Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

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Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

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Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

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Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

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Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

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Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

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Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

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Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

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Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

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Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

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Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

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Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

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Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

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Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

[that-house]

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

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Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

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Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally did fall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

[that-house]

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

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Untitled #21. ass haha

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Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

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Untitled #23.

[timetraveller29]

In case you missed this

[ace-bookdragon]

Go listen to Welcome To Night Vale (you know, the podcast?)!!!

[ace-bookdragon]

On these beautiful Ides of March, I would like to introduce everyone to Grace Yurchuk. A singer-songwriter who is currently writing a musical based on Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. Not only that, but she's writing it for all female voices as a sort of reversal of the classic shakespearian every-character-is-played-by-a-man. I like it very much already. Check her out on social media or any music app. I'm serious. Do it now. You won't regret it.

[swanonymous]

On this wonderful Ides of March, I would like to draw everyone’s attention to one of my favorite monologues in cinema history

[destructorkitten]

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

[ace-bookdragon]

My mom put a dead bird in the fridge for my sister...

And then my sister found out through my parents telling her there was a "surprise" for her in the fridge

I love people's random weirdness

[ace-bookdragon]

Burnt human smells exactly the same as burnt fly. You know? That kinda sulfurous smell? That.