Ladies and gentlemen!
Why should I listen to you? You were the one who was talking about the wrong person.
I was talking about Frehley, so of course I was talking about the right person. The wrong person would be somebody like Charles Darwin.Â
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@ace-carter
Ladies and gentlemen!
Why should I listen to you? You were the one who was talking about the wrong person.
I was talking about Frehley, so of course I was talking about the right person. The wrong person would be somebody like Charles Darwin.Â
Yeah, Iâd assume that would take a lot of energy.
So smiling can't be that hard, now can it?
It takes quite a few muscles to frown, so I put in a grand effort, thank you.
It takes even more to extend your arm, knife in hand, and rip somebody apart. I know of great effort.
I'm impressed. Very, very, very well done. Oh the effort it must have taken to do that, I'm proud of you.
Yeah, that was dumb.
You're a tough nut to crack. Please smile for me. Please! I asked very nicely! I did.Â
âŠno?
Okay, okay, okay. It goes like... Three bears were on a plane. Mummy bear, Daddy bear, and Baby bear. The plane started to crash but there were only two parachutes, so Mummy bear and Daddy bear decided to take the parachutes and leave Baby bear behind. After the two bears had landed safely, they noticed that the plane had already crashed not far from where they were, though Baby bear was next to him. Of course Daddy bear asks, "Baby bear, how did you get down without a parachute?" And so Baby bear answers with, "Me not daft, me not silly, me hold on to daddies willy!"
Everywhere. I know the punchline to too many bad jokes, okay? Theyâre not even funny at this point.
I will try! I will! I need laughs. Have you heard the story about the three bears?
A dead epileptic.Â
You're killing me here! I need... Okay! Wait... Where did Suzie go after the explosion?Â
I donât have a sports car in my garage. That wasnât funny in high school and it isnât funny now.Â
Okay, okay, okay! That was terrible, I know. Oh! I've got another one... Okay... What's blue and doesn't fit?
Ladies and gentlemen!
But I wasnât talking about him.
But I was. You should listen, buddy.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ace Ventura doesnât do that, whatâre you on about?
Ace Ventura? I wasn't talking about him, not I was not. I was talking about Ace Frehley! Frehley! Kiss, Kiss. Y'know? Kiss.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Youâre funnier? No! Thatâs impossible.Â
Singing about the USA and partying and silly things about kissing is not funny. It's not! It doesn't put a smile on my face! It doesn't make me laugh. Not funny. Nope.Â
Sadly, Iâm not funny. Wish I was though, jokes would be good to hear right about now.Â
Anybody, anybody, anybody can be funny! We're all funny! Okay, okay. Let me thing. Hmm. Okay! I've got one!.. What's the difference between a sports car, and a pile of dead babies?
Ladies and gentlemen!
Yeah, Iâm not laughing. Youâre fucking crazier than I am, do you know that? And before you ask, no, I donât want to see any magic tricks either. Just go away.Â
You should laugh some more, dear! Try it! Ha. Ha. Ha. That's the start. My magic tricks are a work of art though, you can't stop art! If I went away, your life would be incomplete, simple, simple, simple.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Do you share any of the same qualities as Ace Ventura, or is it just the name? âCause heâs great!
Ace Ventura? No, no, no, no, no. No! No Ace Ventura! But I am greater than Ace Frehley, a lot greater! I'm funnier for starters.
Ladies and gentlemen!
I still think itâs mediocre. Someone as far gone as you could do much better. Why settle for a clown, huh? Clowns are known for being notoriously unfunny.
Says the one who's only killed a few people, and the only method she used was fire. It's a good look on me, don't you think? The make up is my only excuse.