[stew-wars]

i've been thinking about clone accents a bit and how they all have the same accent??? accents aren't genetic and from being trained by a bunch of different people and just being around other people in general, they should all have at least slightly different accents from each other

so my little headcanon is that the kaminoans made sure that all of the clones sounded exactly the same on purpose. they would have had all of the training modules done in the same voice and done everything they could to give them all the same accent because why would they want products that are not perfect and that can be immediately recognized as different the second they open their mouths? even through their helmets

obviously there is no way that that would work 100%, so there's definitely a bunch of clones out there that sound different maybe all of them sound completely different?? but they just put on the typical clone accent whenever they're around nat-borns

now i'm just picturing all of the different accents that clones could have maybe even developing their own unique ones not seen anywhere else in the galaxy and i love it lol

[stew-wars]

also, what about clones who choose their own accents??

they see it as another form of self-expression and being their own individuals just like they do with hair and tattoos.

maybe they sneak in some holovids on kamino and one of the clones really likes one of the characters so they work on perfecting a similar accent/way of speaking

or maybe a some new shinies to a battalion look up to their jedi generals plo koon maybe?? and so start speaking like them

or maybe they just overheard a nat born speaking while on a mission, liked their accent, and decided you know what, this is going to be my entire personality from now on

this is obviously not their natural way of speaking but they practice and practice because to them it's just another way to show that theyre individuals

[astraldemise]

cleaning up the stickbug terrarium is so funny because i will attempt to gently remove a stickbug from their old food plant so i can replace it with a tasty fresh one and they will go NO. I AM A STICK. YOU CANNOT REMOVE ME FROM THE PLANT. I AM A STICK. and they will sway aggressively back and forth to mimic the movement of a stick in the wind and they will hate everything that im doing until they figure out that they have a fresh plant and go oh yay a leaf :) and they will happily explore their nice new plant

[rylandsgrace]

They’re not wrong 💀

[inspisart]

a jason study from a little while back

[animentality]

[mysharona1987]

[despazito]

breaking my silence

[its-toast-time]

I firmly believe that Jason Todd was the scrawniest Robin by a very wide margin (he was both short and a beanpole) he earned the nickname Little Wing by literally being a spec of a child.

Sure, all the robins were small (they’re kids) but Jason was notably scrawny.

This is why basically no one saw it coming that he was Red Hood. My man died, fucked off for four years, experienced puberty and came back 14 inches taller and built like a fridge.

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

so this thing is a pathological fucking liar lol

[cannibalchicken]

[oneheadtoanother]

Ok now do NYT columnists

[quasi-normalcy]

This is so funny

[bunbunmaru-shimbun]

Twitter community notes are so done with people's shit when even the fact checkers broke down.

Bonus: Here's a snipped out version of the Twitter Community Note for your own needs.

[animentality]

Twitter has peaked.

[hawyer-mota]

So… How’s it going over Twitt…oh…oh, shit

[charlesoberonn]

They also voted to block to student debt relief, cut tax breaks and subsidies for renewable energy, added work requirements for financial assistance, take back COVID relief money from states, and boost fossil fuel production.

And a very insidious cap on government spending that only grows 1% every year (less than the rate of inflation). Meaning that every year would necessarily require even more cuts.

The worst part is that they made it all a condition for the federal government to pay its debt. Their plan being that if Biden doesn't capitulate to their demands, the US government goes into default, which would cause a global financial crisis.

Oh, and don't think that the 4 Republicans who voted Nay are reasonable. They're voted against it because this bill didn't go far enough for them.

The good news is that the Democrats control the Senate and White House, so this bill won't get enacted.

TL;DR: House Republicans passed an extorsion bill that threatens to blow up the world economy if Biden doesn't capitulate to their demands to hurt poor Americans and make climate change worse.

Abolish the Republican Party!