they're mud munchers, they munch mud

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[levikra]

✦ Knight-Commander Meredith Stannard

[catlips001]

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

[marmorbun]

Let me see it

[catlips001]

[hungry-joe]

this gif looks like what radiation poisoning must feel like

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[zarglepoetry]

[nessclaus]

IM SCREAMING

[sirartwork]

[thedoctorisadhd]

[sevensewerrats]

youtuber I’m subscribed to: makes a podcast

me: !!! :^)

episode three on said podcast: invites racists, homophobes, and transphobes to say whatever they want for three hours

me: !!! >:^(

[zitoisneato]

The Time Has Come.

[rcktpwr]

comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

[rcktpwr]

gandalf is (literally.) an angel and he knows how to smoke and party. the only thing that could take him down was a literal demon and even then he just resurrected stronger than ever before with some sexy new clothes. dumbledore lost to a chemistry professor

[sirvanspain17-deactivated201808]

Correction. Dumbledore was horrifically maimed by a cursed ring that was slowly poisoning his body like a chunk of uranium. He basically begged Snape to grant him a mercy killing so that Voldemort couldn’t have true control of the elder wand. The elder wand can only be truly wielded by the one who murdered the previous wielder. If he died from the poison the Tom Riddle would win. And Snape was extra clever. He stole Draco Malfoy’s wand (giving Snape the right to use it), killed Dumbledore, and then more or less allowed Draco to steal the wand back, there by making Malfoy the rightful owner of the elder wand and granting Harry part ownership because he stole and used Draco’s wand. Beautiful plot manipulation on paper but convoluted in practice.

[rcktpwr]

didn’t read this. dumbledore lost to an incel

[thedgeofsleep]

danny don’t you know that you are cool as fuck on the inside?

[q8p]

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

FULLMIDDLE MALCOMIST

[one-in-lemillion]

ALCHEM IN THE METAL

[potatocrisp]

another commission from twitter this time of the lovely lovely goromi

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ace-spacee]

Genesis: Please Sephiroth, I know I’ve been an ass to you this whole game but if you don’t give me your cells I will actually die.

Sephiroth, not even looking at him: that is so sad. Zack, have Alexa play Despacito