i don’t know shit

Alexis || She/her ||

[ghostresidues]

sorry no post today i am engaged in dionysian madness

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[hellsite-yano]

Me, at 2.45am: maybe people DO need piss to cope

[pearltiare]

i just want glittery angel wings and to be friends with every deer i meet

[3cheers]

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

[depsidase]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[inlovesuggest]

honestly? if you drove to my house in the middle of the night, threw rocks at my window, and asked me to run away with you, i would.

[belloochie]

imagine fucking an e-boy and he keeps all the silver chains and dangly earrings on and it just sounds like ur cramming around in ur jewelery box or coin purse skskdhjdjdd

[incubyee]

As an e-boy myself, I can assure you that my soft boy moans sound so fucking pretty mixed with these noises. Try me.

[ugotchi]

[internetsettings]

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[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

e-boy delenda est 

[cherenkovbouquet]

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[terriamon]

Them: hey ; )

me: 

[charredasperity]

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

[welldamnsam]

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

[1nkblots-deactivated20200926]

I clicked on it thinking “I’m 28, that’s probably close enough” and just

what… what the fuck was that

are you guys okay?

[ablubluh]

i’m 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like “i don’t know this.” op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular

[blacktwitterfunny]