sleep thru ur alarms

logan lerman. human embodiment of courage the cowardly dog. ediblelava

[aceairlines]

hi, my name is logan, and at no point in time is it ever a good, smart, or remotely necessary idea to let me out of my enclosure unsupervised or to feed me past midnight

file all of your complaints → ediblelava 🫰🏻

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[aceairlines]

i feel like a bear coming out of hibernation