World’s Okayest Human

36 | He/Him | PA | Just some guy The worst half of @maybeiloveyoumore.

[fladurblegon]

Hello, beautiful people!

This blog’s a chaotic mix of stupid, horny, and wholesome. My goal is to spread kindness, crack you up, and make the internet a little less terrible.

I’m partnered, a dad, hobby artist and writer, Godzilla nerd, film buff, and a certified unserious person.

DMs are open to mutuals and folks bringing good vibes. I block blank/suspicious accounts. Please be 18+ to follow and 21+ to interact. I'm sex-positive, fine with a variety of kinks — just be a grownup about it. Boundaries go both ways.

Love you,

[kill-kishi]

pervert but in a romantic way

[fladurblegon]

Mutual masturbation? Yeah I sure hope they do

[mhbcr]

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[fladurblegon]

[bhloomest]

[anxeious]

[fladurblegon]

Boobs 👍

[catboymuqing-moving]

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

[waltzingbi]

sunday again i guess

[lyouve]

[bouncebackb1981-deactivated2025]

"My daughter turned out fine."

Yeah. She's a good girl.

[fladurblegon]

I’ve considered creating a side blog, but for now my plans is to just be horny on main sometimes and hope no one minds.

[superstarrrrgirl-deactivated202]

give me attention and no one has to get hurt

[fladurblegon]

How am I supposed to explain my kids to gay people?

[fladurblegon]

Over two years after my separation from my ex, I finally retrieved my Godzilla/Monster/Dinosaur collection. Hundreds of items packed into about 6 totes 😬😬

[heartseeker]

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned