Ace Dick’s Game Of Life

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[fiendy]

[omniscientviewmaster]

ms. paint ::3

[hashmapdeactivated-deactivated2]

Hello *2AM here's a commission.

[gimmieabowlofchili]

lt “out of touch” columbo

[space-nightmare]

[needle-drop]

"Big in Japan" by Tom Waits in Étoile season 1 episode 1 "The Swap" (2025) dir. Amy Sherman-Palladino

[acedick]

Yall have no idea how strange life can be when you call your best friend in the middle of the night and this bitch is smoking a cigarette in the dark and all I see is the cigarette light up and hear "Life is crazy, ya know?"

[pieruru]

Sorry i was droogmaxxing there for a second

[acedick]

It's okay later on I get the other one coming around going, "That apartment looks big. Like my Penis."

[acedick]

Yall have no idea how strange life can be when you call your best friend in the middle of the night and this bitch is smoking a cigarette in the dark and all I see is the cigarette light up and hear "Life is crazy, ya know?"

[acedick]

Nothing quite hits like a short fat woman and her equally short skinny man.

[acedick]

Yeah and I'm going to follow in his steps and blow my brains out for not being made aware of aulorefeltposting and docscratchposting

BABY NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILOVE YOU IM SO SORRY YOURE AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HONEY, MY LOVE, MY LIFE!!!!!!! IM SORRY, BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sephiramy]

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

[acedick]

YOURE FUCKING EVIL FOR THOSE TAGS DKDNSKDNSNS

So clean the house, clear the drawers, mop the floors, stand tall Like no one's ever been here before or at all And don't you mention all the inches that are scraped on the doorframe We all know you tiptoed up to 4'1" back in '08

If you could see 'em now, you'd be proud But you'd think they's yuppies Your funeral was beautiful I bet God heard you comin'

[pieruru]

JAIL. NOW

[acedick]

.... He got the feelin' up his spine again,,,,,

[pieruru]

WELL if he knew that there are snakes and wolves in every goddamn corner we wouldnt be here today would we

[acedick]

i mean he isn't here. he's dead.

[pieruru]

This place fucking blows im leaving this manor

[acedick]

I mean he did blow. Blow the fuck up. Him and Doze

[acedick]

Ya'll are gonna be so tired of me next month when I post countless photos of me and my boyfriend doing fuck all nothing in the middle of Chicago everyday.

[acedick]

YOURE FUCKING EVIL FOR THOSE TAGS DKDNSKDNSNS

So clean the house, clear the drawers, mop the floors, stand tall Like no one's ever been here before or at all And don't you mention all the inches that are scraped on the doorframe We all know you tiptoed up to 4'1" back in '08

If you could see 'em now, you'd be proud But you'd think they's yuppies Your funeral was beautiful I bet God heard you comin'

[pieruru]

JAIL. NOW

[acedick]

.... He got the feelin' up his spine again,,,,,

[pieruru]

WELL if he knew that there are snakes and wolves in every goddamn corner we wouldnt be here today would we

[acedick]

i mean he isn't here. he's dead.

[acedick]

DAMARA. DAMARA MEGITOE GET IN THE CAR RN OR ELSE!!!,!!!

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

[pieruru]

DAMARA I AINT PLAYING AROUND GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

[acedick]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DADDY IM PREGNANT.

[pieruru]

YOURE WHAT

[acedick]

DADDY WHAT'S THIS LETTER? WHAT IS THE PRESTWICH HOSPITAL....?????????

[pieruru]

Do not worry about that my dear adoptive daughter that i fucking hate

[acedick]

Wheres my baby,,,,???????????????? WTF DAD WHERES MY GIRL??????????????????????????????????? YO WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???????????? *play the british national anthem*

[acedick]

YOURE FUCKING EVIL FOR THOSE TAGS DKDNSKDNSNS

So clean the house, clear the drawers, mop the floors, stand tall Like no one's ever been here before or at all And don't you mention all the inches that are scraped on the doorframe We all know you tiptoed up to 4'1" back in '08

If you could see 'em now, you'd be proud But you'd think they's yuppies Your funeral was beautiful I bet God heard you comin'

[pieruru]

JAIL. NOW

[acedick]

.... He got the feelin' up his spine again,,,,,

[acedick]

DAMARA. DAMARA MEGITOE GET IN THE CAR RN OR ELSE!!!,!!!

BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

[pieruru]

DAMARA I AINT PLAYING AROUND GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

[acedick]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND DADDY IM PREGNANT.

[pieruru]

YOURE WHAT

[acedick]

DADDY WHAT'S THIS LETTER? WHAT IS THE PRESTWICH HOSPITAL....?????????