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periodandbonerstories

big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend

The importance of sex education.

kimjongundead

I was addicted to soap once

kimjongundead

I’m clean now

plutiespark

I used to have 6 cats. Now I have 4.

Feeding 6 cats a strict diet was really hard, and most often resulted in chaos and injuries, so I switched to open feeding. Predictably, they gained weight. Like, a lot of weight.

So, I decided that I should switch from the cheap walmart stuff…

meladoodle

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

feminist-rapebait

*stupid joke about going back to the kitchen where I belong*

Gots to go prepare a feast. for people I don’t like. for a holiday commemorating a event that never happened

vuls

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

mjvinyl

WHY THE FUCK WOULD Y- oh wow so smooth

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nasturbate

so i hear you are into bandage ;)

nasturbate

lets get freaky

nasturbate

fuck you guys im hilarious

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acolderindigo

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

acehf

I was looking at the numbers....

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youve been a naughty girl.. *whips a belt* *hits myself with it on accident* *starts crying*

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

matchamoe

5 minutes ago my nose started to bleed and I was wondering if I should take a picture of it or stop it from getting all over the carpet.

The fact that I even had to make a conscious decision like that means I should probably get off the internet for a while.

holyhotpantsbatman3

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

vvank3rshim

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.