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Look on my works, ye shitposters, and despair. Mark/Nick•32•he/him•NOT A MAN•NOT A WOMAN•🏳️‍⚧️•TERFS & TRUSCUM GTFO• personal tag is #shitposting (may contain untagged triggers)

[adreamingofguns]

Behind the blog I'm this thing:

★Prefers Nick, will answer to Mark. He/him, it/its. Pwease do not call me queer, I don't like it. (But if you like it, that's fine. Do what you want! It's your life ❤️) May sometimes refer to self with we, don't worry about it, kitten. Okay. Yay. ❤️

★ WE ARE ANTI FASCIST ANTI TRANSPHOBIA ANTI HOMOPHOBIA ANTI RACIST YOUR ILK WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. WILL BLOCK ON SIGHT.

★ Age 32. DO NOT FOLLOW UNDER 18 I WILL BLOCK

★An eclectic mix of my current interests, which are most often horror media with some occasional video game and music content

★pursuing a career in interfaith ministry work with emphasis on social justice. Occasional social justice related content.

★i write come talk to me about my writing 😈😂

★personal tag is #shitposting. It's all nonsense all the way down. May include original content.

★i do not often remember to tag triggers. Peruse at your own risk.

★ IF YOUR BLOG IS EMPTY IM BLOCKING YOU WE REBLOG THINGS HERE THIS IS NOT TWITTER

★on all levels including physical I'm clown baby

TESTIMONIALS

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[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[yvesdot]

I have seen a young lady with her table loaded with volumes of fictitious trash, poring day after day and night after night over highly wrought scenes and skillfully portrayed pictures of romance, until her cheeks grew pale, her eyes became wild and reckless, and her mind wandered and was lost — the light of intelligence passed behind a cloud, and her soul was forever benighted. She was insane, incurably insane from reading novels.

-- an anonymous pastor in 1864

[yvesdot]

Glad to see people are enjoying this one! Incredibly, the original publication just keeps going, with segments which call to mind nothing so much as the tale of Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls:

Not very long since, a double suicide was committed in Massachusetts by a young married couple from Ohio, who were clearly proved to be led to ruin and death by these most pernicious books. Not many winters ago, in a town of New England of not more than five thousand inhabitants, to the certain knowledge of the writer of this volume, three divorces were distinctly traced to the influence of this class of writings on the minds of young romantic wives and mothers, one or two of whom were professors of religion. Police officers too in London and some of our own large cities, have given mournful evidence of the results of some of these novels when dramatized and performed on the stage, as leading to burglaries and murder.

He then applauds an anonymous minister in his efforts “beseeching those young persons who wished to enjoy happiness on earth and heaven hereafter, never, never to touch the unhallowed book, called by whatever name it might be, partaking of the character of a novel.” So, you know, take note.

[hauntedhouseonfire-deactivated2]

thinking about mcr laughing about the clean version of vampire money

altpress issue 398, interview with frank

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jessebloom]

i love playing this game where i like a fictional guy and then i go into his tag and disagree with every single post there

[oneheadtoanother]

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

[lesbianshepard]

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

[dannyvantass]

why leave half of the post in the tags this is amazing

[lesbianshepard]

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

[lofi-hearts]

[rednines]

[nflstreet]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[corruptimles]

[t00thpasteface]

SOMEONE FINALLY LIKES THE YELLOWFIN TUNA BACK... AND IT'S THE HARDHEAD CATFISH

can a bycatch girl and a sport fish girl really fall in love......

[dogpuppy]