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@aceibuki
ITS ME IM ASEXY BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[[wheezes im back from vacation replies coming right up]]
[[yo! im going on vacation until saturday so idk when i'll really have time to get on. just thought i should let you guys know.]]
[[ill do replies today i sweAR]]
you can’t get out of this friendzoning hinata hajime
[me falling into the friendzone]
FUCK
FTE #1: Operation Bake-A-Cake || Ibuki & Akane
Arriving at the kitchen, slowly did she immerse her body into the world opulent with silverware, shiny spoons and most notoriously where most of her cherished foods are first rendered. Despite her particular passion for indulging in such sustenance, she had always considered the kitchen a simple tool to help perfect such delicacies. But previous experiences in the past regarding work and family led her to embrace the simplest of knowledge over what was in the kitchen and how things worked. Rumor spread throughout the school that there were 3 upcoming birthdays during the month of April, and Akane managed to muster up the strength to make something to commemorate her peers, even with its short-lived existence; but with a partner of course.
It was just rounding the next hour at the expected time her friend come running down, but Akane had enough common sense to know this girl was fairly unpredictable.
The door slammed open fifteen minutes after Ibuki was supposed to be in the kitchen. She tentatively popped her head through the doorway, and her face lit up when she saw the taller girl looking through the kitchen. The musician skipped over to Owari and sat on the counter next to her.
"Hi Akane-chan! Ibuki kinda lost track of time while she was working on a song... Are you ready to bake a cake? I'm so excited! Mahiru-chan and Aoi-chan and Nagito-chan are gonna be so happy! I love making my friends happy!"
Ibuki jumped off the counter and looked around the kitchen, taking in all the culinary supplies and ingredients.
"So, uh... Do you know how to make a cake Akane-chan? Because Ibuki doesn't."
Kissing Booth || Ibuki+Hinata
Hinata laughed loudly, continuing and scoffing at Mioda. “Hah! I knew you wouldn’t do-” Then he realized she had just said yes. His eyes flew into a state of alarm and he shivered a tiny bit.
"Y-You’ll do it—?! W-WHAT? NO! I WAS JOKING! I-I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY DO IT!" Flustered as can be, Hinata took a deep breath to calm himself down, the red tint of his blush still remaining even after a few moments.
"J-Jesus! I-I haven’t even had my first kiss yet! I’d rather have it on a special occasion than on a kissing booth… Geez." Hinata breathed in and out again, regaining his composure and tossing the dollar onto the stand, staring at Mioda with a look of disbelief now.
"Take my dollar, I’m donating it. No kiss, no nothing. Just… Just take my dollar. You probably need it more than I do, Mioda. Just be prudent and save it instead of spending it on snacks or something…" Shivering one more time, he continually stared at the girl, still in disbelief of how far she would indeed go.
Ibuki took the boy's dollar, stuffed it in her horns, and jumped over the table to stand in front of Hinata.
"Ha, Hajime-chan hasn't even had his first kiss yet? Ibuki will have you know this wouldn't have even been her first time!" She smirked at the obviously embarrassed boy, before standing up on her tiptoes and kissing him on the cheek.
"You might as well get what you payed for, Hajime-chan! Ibuki's gonna get a new guitaaaaaar!"
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Kissing Booth || Ibuki+Hinata
Hinata smirked and giggled a bit, placing both elbows on the table and resting his head on both hands now.
"Sure, maybe a minute as in a few days. Nobody is desperate enough to buy a kiss. They’re better off just kissing their pillow or something rather than buying one for a… dollar. A-And seriously…? You… broke a guitar. Honestly, I’m not surprised it was you. You seem like the type to do that anyways.” His smirk disappeared as he considered just donating a dollar, but a stupid idea came across his head instead.
The idea was simple, someone even as spontaneous as Mioda wouldn’t do it. Even she probably wanted to save her first kiss for someone. At least, Hinata was under the impression it was a cheek kissing booth. He knew she wouldn’t anyways, so he pressed with the question while pulling a dollar out of his pocket.
"Alright, Mioda… I’ll give you a dollar… If you kiss me on the lips." Hinata grinned childishly and proceeded to wave the dollar in front of her face. Testing people’s limits wasn’t his thing, but hey, he had time to spare and wanted to see how flustered Mioda would get.
Ibuki pondered the offer for a moment or two. Is a dollar worth kissing the new kid on the lips? Suddenly, she had an idea. Hinata is obviously trying to embarrass her, well, Ibuki wouldn't stand for that.
Ibuki looked mischievously at the reserve course student. She could tell he was trying to test how far she would go, and well, despite how flighty she is Ibuki Mioda is not one to back down from a challenge.
"All right, Ibuki will do it!"
"...If you pay her first."
Ibuki was certain Hinata would chicken out and not do it. Or he wouldn't pay her afterwards. She needs a contingency plan, even if he doesn't kiss her at least she'll be a dollar closer to her new guitar!
Kissing Booth || Ibuki&Junko
"Hmmm."
She paused to think about it. I wonder if this charity is reliable. She shifted in her spot. "Is this charity reliable?" She said, voicing her thoughts.
"Well, uh."
"Getting Ibuki a new guitar is a reliable charity, right? Come on Junko-chan! Help Ibuki out, she really needs a new guitar, she accidentally broke her old one!"
Ibuki gave the model her best pair of puppy dog eyes, hoping to squeeze a dollar out of her. "Pleeeeeeeease?"
[[gdi i dont have time to do any more replies. im sorry mondays/tuesdays are so busy for me but tomorrow's free so i should be able to catch up then!!! goodnight everyone <3]]
Kissing Booth || Ibuki&Junko
The model walked past the booth without paying attention to it, but then stopped and walked back by it. She approached it with a questionable eyebrow.
"So, what’s the stand for?"
"It's a kissing booth Junko-chan! A buck a kiss! Ibuki's raising money for a very good charity, uh-huh!" Ibuki nodded at her own reply, neglecting mention that the "very good charity" she was raising money for was the "get Ibuki Mioda a new guitar charity." What Junko didn't know couldn't hurt her!
"All of the proceeds here go to that V-E-R-Y important charity! Do you want to buy a kiss from Ibuki?"
Kissing Booth || Ibuki+Hinata
Hinata stood aloof, watching Ibuki wait patiently for customers. It looked a bit painful to watch, he doubted any students were desperate enough for any kiss, save paying for one. Hell, if Hinata wanted one he’d probably kiss the mirror or a pillow. Either would work.
Eventually 5 minutes passed and nobody came up to her booth of kisses. Feeling a tad bit of pity and a bit of curiosity he approached her, placing his elbow on the table and resting his head on his hand.
"Heh, looks like you don’t have any customers, Mioda… What’s with the booth anyways, fundraising something? That’s something I could certainly pay a dollar for." He looked in an interested way at her direction, but avoided eye contact entirely, a sign he wasn’t entirely comfortable with her yet, much less the school.
Ibuki continued sitting straight up in her chair with her hands folded on the table, trying to look as businesslike as possible. That's how you get customers, right? So what if she didn't have any customers, they'll definitely come swarming in soon enough. Maybe there's some sort of magic customer hour, and they're all waiting for that! That must be it!
She noticed Hinata walking up to her booth and watched him lean over her table. Maybe Hinata wants a kiss! She knew she'd get customers eventually, it just took a while!
"I might not have any customers yet, Hajime-chan, but Ibuki's sure they'll be here any minute! They're probably just waiting for something, maybe it's not the right time. Ibuki's raising money for a new guitar! Someone must've... Broken it or something! Ibuki definitely didn't... break it accidentally... Anyway, do you want a kiss? Only one dollar!" She grinned up eagerly at the reserve course student, hoping he'd confirm her statement and buy a kiss.
[[will do replies tomorrow tbh i only had time for kiri's ://///]]
Snack | Ibuki&Kirigiri
"I haven’t seen them this visit, but from what I remember they seem to be over that way…" Kirigiri pointed in the opposite direction and began walking.
She stood on tiptoe, barely able to see due to the height of the room, but she could tell that there were several different brands of suckers boxed up on the third shelf from the top.
"Are any of these the ones you’re looking for…?"
Ibuki skipped over to where Kirigiri was standing and stood on her tiptoes, trying to see the lollipops. When that failed, she started jumping on one foot. Finally, she just resorted to climbing on top of the shelf to examine the suckers. She started looking through the boxes, digging all the way to the back of the shelf. Still perched on the shelf, Ibuki grabbed a box and waved down at the detective.
"Look Kyouko-chan!" She yelled, probably louder than she should have considering she wasn't sitting that far above the purple haired girl. "Ibuki found the lollipops! Thank you!" She popped one into her mouth before jumping off the shelf and hugging the girl briefly.
"Man, Ibuki really owes you one, huh Kyouko-chan? Ibuki doesn't know what she would do without those suckers! She eats like, five a day!"
Kissing Booth || Open
Ibuki stood back to admire the hand made sign she just put up, reading "Kissing Booth! $1 a Kiss." She smiled mischievously as she waited for the next class to get out so she could get some customers. Hopefully no one would notice she skipped class to set this up. A new guitar is more important than class anyway, right?
Lost in thought of new guitars and rock music, she was unprepared for the loud ring of the bell signaling the end of class and rushed to her seat behind the stand. You can't have a kissing booth without someone to kiss! She could just imagine the money streaming in now. She waited patiently for customers to line up as students started streaming out of class.