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It's just not clocking to you that I'm standing on wokeness
this fanfiction shit easy
what if we used to pass to each other for one timers and were always the last two off the ice for warmups but you got traded so now you’re playing against the team you wanted to play on since you were a little kid and did for nearly 10 years and i said i’m not gonna answer anymore questions about you and i didn’t even look at you during warmups but i still timed stepping off the ice with you one last time even if it was on opposite teams and i couldn’t help but look once when i knew you wouldn’t be
1.5.2026 // larsdunn 4 ever
i really think house acts like such a freak (sexually) in his outward persona but i think he's mostly very vanilla and just kind of wants to be taken care of. whereas wilson has been forcing himself to act very vanilla sexually with every woman he's been with but he's like 10x freakier than house. i think if they ever hooked up house would be genuinely shocked at how freaky wilson wants to be. i also think cuddy was pretty freaky but nobody ever wants to talk about women do they. whatever. interrupting this hilson post to spread propaganda about how cuddy owns multiple straps
you can tell how miserable i was when doodling this in my sketchbook because of how bad the hand is.
anyway, more old men yaoi for the freaks
I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta
Lying awake like do I even remember how to watch hockey
SO HERE IS THE WHOLE STORY (SO FAR).
I am on my knees begging you to reblog this post and to stop reblogging the original ones I sent out yesterday. This is the complete account with all the most recent info; the other one is just sending people down senselessly panicked avenues that no longer lead anywhere.
IN SHORT
Cliff Weitzman, CEO of Speechify and (aspiring?) voice actor, used AI to scrape thousands of popular, finished works off AO3 to list them on his own for-profit website and in his attached app. He did this without getting any kind of permission from the authors of said work or informing AO3. Obviously.
When fandom at large was made aware of his theft and started pushing back, Weitzman issued a non-apology on the original social media posts—usingÂ
his dyslexia;Â
his intent to implement a tip-system for the plagiarized authors; andÂ
a sudden willingness to take down the work of every author who saw my original social media posts and emailed him individually with a ‘valid’ claim,
as reasons we should allow him to continue monetizing fanwork for his own financial gain.
When we less-than-kindly refused, he took down his ‘apologies’ as well as his website (allegedly—it’s possible that our complaints to his web host, the deluge of emails he received or the unanticipated traffic brought it down, since there wasn’t any sort of official statement made about it), and when it came back up several hours later, all of the work formerly listed in the fan fiction category was no longer there.Â
THE TAKEAWAYS
1. Cliff Weitzman (aka Ofek Weitzman) is a scumbag with no qualms about taking fanwork without permission, feeding it to AI and monetizing it for his own financial gain;Â
2. Fandom can really get things done when it wants to, andÂ
3. Our fanworks appear to be hidden, but they’re NOT DELETED from Weitzman’s servers, and independently published, original works are still listed without the authors' permission. We need to hold this man responsible for his theft, keep an eye on both his current and future endeavors, and take action immediately when he crosses the line again.Â
THE TIMELINE, THE DETAILS, THE SCREENSHOTS (behind the cut)
faves from the macklin empty netters episode:
when they tried to get him to admit he's into cougars and he blurted out "i'm not saying anything but you should ask smitty about that"
king your media training omg.....
either didn't know jumbo's dick trick quote story OR decided to play dumb so that he could act like he didn't know it and the hosts could tell him the whole story again????
the hosts try to make him play fmk with chess pieces "because you're a big chess guy" but he doesn't remember the name of a single piece
"my little brother loves asking me to play chess.... i just wax him though" isn't that kid like literally 10
literally didnt know about his first goal until they shoved him to the front of the line and he was like ????? now hang on a minute
his evidence of jumbo being for the boys is just that jumbo loves playing fortnite and is on the couch playing fortnite all the time
long bizarre story about how the canadian u18 team got stuck in some sort of lair on a mountain in switzerland and he insists they were living in an area officially called "the dungeon" and only briefly escaping for burgers. but they couldn't say anything because sweden was there too so they had to act really brave about it (?)
genuinely incensed over: the fact that you can go fishing all day and not catch any fish ("it fucking pisses me off"); the fact that will smith got to take theater design while macklin was forced to take "real"" classes like advertising; swiss dungeons; the knight pieces in chess; his convoluted music opinions; people complaining about the refs in hockey; etc, etc, so on
re: refs he said that the sharks were all trying to argue with a ref about an offside call and the man acted so beleaguered that were all just like ok nevermind sir youre right 😔
"you were saying a lot of big words there i was NOTTTT following"
none of my teams are playing today have some nhl x internet
2023 → 2024
no comment.
French Man Yaoi. "Yaoui" if you will
women’s hockey is real hockey and all men’s hockey is rpf. hope this makes sense.
i would die for him
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)