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He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ | Dreamfall Chapters | Taurus ♉ | Kian Alvane Simp |

[acelikes-dreams]

I just imagined Kian whilst listening to the song "Bimbo Doll" and now it can not, and will not, leave my head.

[acelikes-dreams]

Enu: Yesterday, I overheard Likho saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Kian replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Jakai: Oh, so that's why you we're running.

[acelikes-dreams]

Likho: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Kian: Hi, I'm things.

Shepard: I didn't need to know that, but okay.

[acelikes-dreams]

Likho: Butcher-

Kian: No, no, wait a second.

Kian: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me "Butcher" again??

[acelikes-dreams]

Likho: This date is boring!

Kian: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the market.

Likho: Then why the hell did you invite me?

Kian: I didnt, I specifically said "Dont come with me." then you said " Fuck you Kian, I'll do whatever I want!"

[acelikes-dreams]

Enu: You're smiling. What happened?

Likho: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Kian: Anna tripped and fell down the stairs today. I'm quite happy about it as well.

[acelikes-dreams]

Enu, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Kian, not looking up from his book: Really? Likho, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[acelikes-dreams]

Anna: I think we should kiss.

Kian: And I think you should die, but we don’t always get what we want.

[acelikes-dreams]

Likho: Fuck, I think I'm falling for you.

Kian: Okay, then get up.

Enu: Gods, you're such a himbo...

[acelikes-dreams]

Kian/Likho Relationship Dynamic:

Kian: I owe you one.

Likho: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

[acelikes-dreams]

Kian: So, What are you in the mood for?

Likho: World domination.

Kian: That's a bit ambitious.

Likho: Heh,You are my world.

Kian: Aw, that's sweet.

Kian: *Processing*

Kian: Wait a damn minute-

[acelikes-dreams]

Anna: What's wrong? Did I go to far?

The entire TLJ fandom: Oh no, you went to far a few chapters ago, now you're going to prison.

[acelikes-dreams]

Enu: Oh my leaping-leapfurs, Anna just died!!

Kian: *Calmly sipping coffee*

Likho: You are the epitome of "I don't give a fuck" right now.

Kian: Thank you.

[acelikes-dreams]

Likho: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Enu: Just rip the bandage off.

Likho: It’s Kian.

Enu: Put the bandage back on.

[acelikes-dreams]

Likho: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Kian: Really? Name one law.

Likho: Don't kill people?

Kian: That's on me. I set the bar too low.