“Night Before Christmas” but it’s DRDT
SPOILERS FOR DRDT, AND THE F SLUR IS USED (I CAN say it)
also this is unfunny and lowkey cringe
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the prison
Not a faggot was stirring, not even Eden;
The stockings were hung by the chimney like Arei,
In hopes that David Chiem soon would say “hey”
The students were nestled all snug in their beds,
While nightmares of executions rotted their heads;
And Teruko with her distrust, and Ace with his fear,
Had just imagined that their ends would be near
When out in the Gym there arose such a clatter,
Eden sprang from the dressing rooms to see what was the matter.
Away to the Gym she ran for one’s life, Shoved open the doors and saw the strange sight.
Death looking straight to the rebellious Xander
Gave the curse of death when he tried to murder
When, what to Teruko’s eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight well-known people,
With a jolly young driver, so zesty and mid,
You’d know in a second it must be David!
More rapid than eagles his good friends that came,
And he whistled, and chuckled, and called them by name;
"Now, XANDER! now, J! now, LEVI and ACE!
On, MIN! on WHIT! on, NICO and AREI!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, it hit David’s eye!
So up to the house-top the besties that flew,
With the bag full of weapons, and David Chiem too.
And then, in a twinkling, Hu heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As she drew in her head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney David Chiem came with a bound.
He was dressed in a suit, from his hair to his shoes,
And his clothes were all tidied with green and dark blue
A bundle of weapons he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a villain just opening his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his smile how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a berry!
His sailor-ish mouth was drawn up in a smile,
And the hair on his head was as blue as the sky;
He sprang to his things, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
yeah, I am NOT a writer- I’m shocked I passed English with an A…
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