there is nothing cruvus with me

I'm Ace. Hi. This is a pretty standard tumblr blog. Lots of fandom reblogs, occasional rants, seldom original content and cosplay, rare conversations with internet denizens, one poetry fight. I should have another poetry fight.

[transcyberism]

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[themaveriqueagenda]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[pekingopera]

thatbemeqq

video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[magpiesketchins]

The entire Discworld fandom on the 25th of May.

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[lordascapelion]

We should piss on the poor

[barryogg]

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[morphmaker]

Palm Tree Ents: The Appendices

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read: