"The truth can be a strange thing sometimes."

{Independint RP blog for Ace Attorney OC Prosecutor Chase Hoeks. Faceclaim: Taron Egerton.}

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[aceofstrange]

Interview the Muse

- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.

- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?

- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?

- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?

- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?

- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?

- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?

- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?

- Were you in any cliques?

- Best childhood memory you can recall?

- Worst childhood memory you can recall?

- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today

- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?

- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

- Are you a virgin?

- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?

- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?

- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?

- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?

- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?

- Have you ever been badly injured before?

- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?

- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?

- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?

- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?

- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?

- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?

- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?

- Are you happy with your current job?

- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?

- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?

- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?

- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?

- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?

- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?

- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?

- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?

- Top three things on your wishlist?

- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?

- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?

- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?

- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?

- What would you describe your style of clothing as?

- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.

- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?

- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?

- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?

- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?

- What are your top three favorite colors?

- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?

- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?

- Can you cook at all?

- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?

- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?

- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?

- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?

- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?

- Describe your sense of humor.

- What is one thing you are justly proud of?

- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?

- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?

- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.

- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?

- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.

- FREE QUESTION

[aceofstrange]

Hey, guys! Who missed me?!

[vhsmeme]

* twitter meme starters

‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’

‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’

*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*

‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’

‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’

‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’

‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off  any skeletons to get to it. ’

‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am.  ’

‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’

‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’

‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’  

‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’

‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’

‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’

‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’ 

‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’

‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’  

‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’    

‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’

‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’

‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’  

‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’

‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’  

‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’

‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’ 

‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’  

‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’

‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’

‘ do not beef shame me. ’

‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’

‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’

‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’

‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’

‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’

‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’

‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’  

‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’

‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’  

‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’

‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’

‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’

‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’

‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’

‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’  

‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’

‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’

[aceofstrange]

@acepsychologist continued

“Then I guess you’re the one I’m gonna face in court tomorrow.” Prosecutor Hoeks smiled, adjusting his tie and wiping the stray dirt off of his Gordy tie clip “Considering you were trained by the Turnabout Attorney himself, this ought to be a challenge.” Chase placed his suitcase on the floor, opening it up and taking out a pair of disposable gloves “Now, let’s see what we’ve got to work with.” He said, putting the gloves on and walking over to the wall where the victim was found “I’m assuming you’ve read the autopsy reports. Gunshot, 9 millimeter. At least it was quick.”

[acepsychologist]

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[acepsychologist]

Out of psychology: On second thought

I might be willing to give tumblr rping at least one more shot provided I can find anyone who would be willing to rp with an old fart like me who hasn’t tumblr rped in years. We’ll see what happens though!

[aceofstrange]

// I’d be willing to RP with you. Hell, I need to get the cobwebs off of my blog as well. It’s been too long since I RPed as Chase.  XD

[cmm-athena-cykes]

{starter for @aceofstrange​!}

Athena wasn’t normally the type to talk to prosecutors outside of court. Well, excluding Simon, of course. And Mr. Edgeworth. And Nahyutah, when she visited Apollo. And Klavier Gavin, when she got the chance—

Okay, Athena normally wasn’t normally the type to talk to prosecutors she didn’t know outside of court. But this particular prosecutor had contacted her, not over any specific case, but about Themis Legal Academy— even though she’d never actually attended. She made a post online about how she was helping with a “consultation week” as a certified defense attorney, and, well, that’s when this weirdo she never met sent a message asking to meet her. Honestly she felt a little apprehensive about the whole thing, but—

She clinked her spoon around her coffee cup with a sigh. It was a public meeting place, she’d already checked with Mr. Edgeworth to verify that this guy was a prosecutor, and if the guy gave her any suspicious vibes, she’d book it. He was probably just an alumni who was interested in being a consultant for the prosecutor students.

“…Although if he doesn’t show up in the next ten minutes, I’m bailing anyway.”

[aceofstrange]

When Mr. Hoeks walked into the diner, it was clear he wasn’t your typical prosecutor. Then again, the WAA never had much experience with ‘typical’  prosecutors. At the moment, the only professional thing about him was the  prosecutor’s badge he had pinned to his novelty letterman jacket. The rest of his attire seemed to be themed around the supernatural and paranormal, from the Gourdy Tee-shirt to the alien eye sunglasses hanging out of his pocket. Left one to wonder what Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth saw in this guy.

“I know it’s a bit unusual to meet all out of the blue like this” He said as he sat down, as if that was the only unusual thing about all this “So I feel I have to thank you for, at the very least, humoring this discussion. It’s, uh, very important to me.”

As Mr. Hoeks said the word ‘important’, his voice emanated a sense of worry that would’ve been negligible to anyone else. 

Athena wasn’t everyone else.

[cmm-athena-cykes]

The red-haired lawyer wasted no time noting the man’s strange attire, but she’d certainly seen stranger. At least he didn’t seem to carry a weapon on his person, as so many prosecutors seemed to do.

And at least he didn’t stand me up.

“It’s not a problem,” Athena replied courteously. “Mr. Hoeks, right? You were interested in my connection to Themis Legal Academy.”

“𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦?” a tiny robotic voice popped up.

“Ah— sorry about that,” the lawyer interrupted quickly, reaching up to clasp her necklace and effectively muffling the voice. “Though… if I might ask. Why did you want to meet me here? Are you interested in the consultation program?”

[aceofstrange]

“There is no way I am setting a single foot in that shi-!” Chase’s voice suddenly spiked with anger and grief before he caught himself, calming down “I’m sorry, but that’s the last thing I want right now.”

Chase poured himself a cup of coffee. “I’m sure you’ve heard of her recently.” He sighed “The Defense Attorney who’ll defend anyone, no matter how corrupt. ‘The Devil’s Advocate’, they call her. She came from Themis. A product of The Dark Age.” 

[cmm-athena-cykes]

{starter for @aceofstrange​!}

Athena wasn’t normally the type to talk to prosecutors outside of court. Well, excluding Simon, of course. And Mr. Edgeworth. And Nahyutah, when she visited Apollo. And Klavier Gavin, when she got the chance—

Okay, Athena normally wasn’t normally the type to talk to prosecutors she didn’t know outside of court. But this particular prosecutor had contacted her, not over any specific case, but about Themis Legal Academy— even though she’d never actually attended. She made a post online about how she was helping with a “consultation week” as a certified defense attorney, and, well, that’s when this weirdo she never met sent a message asking to meet her. Honestly she felt a little apprehensive about the whole thing, but—

She clinked her spoon around her coffee cup with a sigh. It was a public meeting place, she’d already checked with Mr. Edgeworth to verify that this guy was a prosecutor, and if the guy gave her any suspicious vibes, she’d book it. He was probably just an alumni who was interested in being a consultant for the prosecutor students.

“…Although if he doesn’t show up in the next ten minutes, I’m bailing anyway.”

[aceofstrange]

When Mr. Hoeks walked into the diner, it was clear he wasn’t your typical prosecutor. Then again, the WAA never had much experience with ‘typical’  prosecutors. At the moment, the only professional thing about him was the  prosecutor’s badge he had pinned to his novelty letterman jacket. The rest of his attire seemed to be themed around the supernatural and paranormal, from the Gourdy Tee-shirt to the alien eye sunglasses hanging out of his pocket. Left one to wonder what Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth saw in this guy.

“I know it’s a bit unusual to meet all out of the blue like this” He said as he sat down, as if that was the only unusual thing about all this “So I feel I have to thank you for, at the very least, humoring this discussion. It’s, uh, very important to me.”

As Mr. Hoeks said the word ‘important’, his voice emanated a sense of worry that would’ve been negligible to anyone else. 

Athena wasn’t everyone else.

[cmm-athena-cykes]

Hey, everyone! Athena Cykes, defense attorney and psychologist extraordinaire at your service! Believe it or not, I’ve had a lot of downtime at the office lately, so I’m feeling kinda antsy! Would you mind liking or reblogging this post if you’re interested in interacting?

[aceofstrange]

“Welp, that ends that hiatus and...Why do I suddenly hear a whip?”

[inmywhipitrust]

// AA fandom, can we turn this into a meme, pretty please? Just Manfred taking any random object and claiming that it’s unnecessary for one who will enter the gate of the Karumas LOL.

[idle-rodent]

there you go pal

[inmywhipitrust]

Glad to see at least this prospered.

[incompetent-justice]

“I’ll try my best, Pal!”

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[ruler-of-all-burgers-maya]

“Has anyone ever try to take a 'five more minutes’ nap but instead it turns into ‘twelve more hours’ nap? Just me? Whoops.”

[aceofstrange]

“I did once at work. The Chief never let me hear the end of it.” 

[ruler-of-all-burgers-maya]

“You did it at work! Of course he wouldn’t let you hear the end of it!”

[aceofstrange]

“Hey, you try doing paperwork all day. You’d be bored to the point of drowsyness too.”

[ruler-of-all-burgers-maya]

“Has anyone ever try to take a 'five more minutes’ nap but instead it turns into ‘twelve more hours’ nap? Just me? Whoops.”

[aceofstrange]

“I did once at work. The Chief never let me hear the end of it.” 

[sphinxmemesmusings]

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🍀 - Does your character carry a good luck charm? Do they believe in luck?

[leememes]

THE   RAWEST   LYRICS   FROM   ‘   CAVETOWN  .   ’

“   often   i   am   upset   that   i   cannot   fall   in   love ,   but   i   guess   this   avoids   the   stress   of   falling   out   of   it  .   ” “   are   you   tired   of   me    yet  ?   ” “   i’m   a   little   sick   right   now  .   ” “   i   cut   my   hair   to   make   you   stare  .   ” “   i’ll   figure   out   a   way   to   get   us   out   of   here  .   ” “   i   can’t   really   think   right   now  .   ” “   are   you   dead  ?   ” “   sometimes   i   think   i’m   dead  .   ” “   i   can   feel   ghosts   and   ghouls   wrapping   my   head  .   ” “   i   don’t   wanna   fall   asleep   yet  .   ” “   i   don’t   know   how   to   communicate  .   ” “   my   mind   is   in   a   different   place  .   ” “   can   you   please   give   me   a   little   bit   of   space  ?   ” “   my   hair’s   a   mess   and   i   don’t   know   who   i   am   yet  .   ” “   but   little   do   we   know   the   stars   will   welcome   us   with   open   arms  .   ” “   strangely   i   feel   at   home   in   this   place  .   ” “   you   don’t   have   to   be   a   hero   to   save   the   world  .   ” “   it   doesn’t   make   you   a   narcissist   to   love   yourself  .   ” “   it   feels   like   nothing   is   easy  .   it   will   never   be  .   ” “   that’s   alright  .   let   it   out  .   ” “   talk   to   me  .   ” “   you   don’t   have   to   know   what   to   say   or   what   to   think  .   ” “   it’s   so   dark   tonight  .   ” “   you   can   survive  .   ”  “   i’ll   be   here   until   you’re   okay   again  .   ”  “   i   don’t   know   where   i’m   supposed   to   go  .   ” “   i   need   you   to   pull   me   out   of   this   decline  .   ” “   please   be   here   for   me ,   dear  .   ” “   i’ve   never   needed   a   friend   more  .   ” “   i   can’t   stress   enough   how   much   it   means   to   me   that   you’re   trying  .   ” “   i   don’t   mind   if   you   can’t   hold   me   like   you   used   to  .   ” “   i’ve   never   hated   myself   more  .   ”