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[anthoniejcrowley]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED - but it’s just memes 2.0

[part 1.0] ; [part 3.0]

[wonnhao]

idols are more than their faces, they’re artists too

[yeosprout]

same

[adampvrrish]

good night to people with daddy issues, girls under 5'2", those who project onto fictional characters an unhealthy amount, sexy bitches, anyone who has under $20 in their bank account, unemployed bastards, people who miss going to the library, anyone who read warriors cats books in their youth, people who identified with jack from the magic tree house series as a kid, el gee bee tees, girls with no ass, anyone who had an obsession with orlando bloom as a preteen, lipgloss wearers, and people that desperately want to get railed

[ohsalome]

Me, aged 14, reading Tolkien: Hobbits are considered chuldren until they are 30? How funky! Fantasy worldbuilding! This is so different from us humans!

Me, aged 25: Oh i get it now

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

JRR Tolkien looking upon a quad of Oxford post-graduate students: "Children, all of them children."

[productofcalifornia]

[mendelsohnben]

The choreographer [Olivia Anselmo] is, to put it mildly, a couple of generations younger than me, so some of the steps, I could only stand there and look and say, “It looks fantastic. I have no idea how you do that.” So we took it down a little notch, and I added a beer in the hand for some of the steps, so the man had an excuse to stop dancing and then gradually he would lose the beer, and just lose himself as well. That was a nice approach, and she was wonderful to work with. It’s interesting—it’s been 30 years [since I was a dancer], and within those 30 years, so much has happened in that world. They look as if they’re flying, they’re floating. And I was like, “Yeah, great. Let’s add 30 years on that and see what will happen.” - Mads Mikkelsen on the dance sequence in Another Round (2020)

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.

[vicholas]

[vortigone]

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

[everythingfox]

Tube time

(via)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tzifron]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

Father is a acrobat. His daughter inherited all his talent genes. 

(Source)

[awed-frog]

Spanish Flu, 1918. Family Portrait.

[domesticateddog]

[fatherofthebride]

new york city’s official government guidelines for how to fuck during a pandemic really are a bright spot in the darkness right now

[fatherofthebride]

some of my favorites include:

“please just masturbate or fuck your roommate”:

“make it a little kinky” (direct quote):

and “if you HAVE to host an orgy, open a window”:

you can read the whole thing here, it’s very hilarious and chill and also informative. mentions masks and then says “maybe that’s your thing”

[iapislazuli]

jock is NOT the opposite of goth. prep is the opposite of goth, and nerd is the opposite of jock. like this

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

only the avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.

[mermaeids]

nerd, goth, jock, prep… long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the goth nation attacked. only the avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them…

[scuttleboat]

It kind of irritates me how perfectly everyone is aligned on that chart. It makes too much sense.