kiss this.

michael jones; achievement hunter. rage quit guy. gh: morethanawarning roleplay only, i'm not michael

[acetrainermichael]

@bxnnymoon i did! but evidently not enough

[initiala]

So there is definitely just one brain cell shared between the entirety of Achievement Hunter and most of the time it’s Fiona’s or Jack’s, but it’s my favorite when literally every single one of them are sharing it except one

case in point: the time Ryan didn’t know what FUPA stood for and it just got to the point where everyone started overusing the word ‘area” and Gavin was asking what he’d get if he multiplied the length by the width of something

[lonelyroommp3]

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

[lonelyroommp3]

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

[rosiesareblue]

[acetrainermichael]

there’s nothing quite like that overwhelming concern of “where the fuck did my account go” when you can’t sign in, only to discover you typed your email in wrong

[dankmemeuniversity]

[starrypawz]

@dwead-piwate-meggers

[pdlcomics]

Discussion

[dinuguan]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tuxedosaiyan]

[zilbea]

They’re really out here still denying us a live action FAHC, huh

Shenanigans: The Heist Double Cross (pt 1 & 2)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

okay this dude today had a solid look but I spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while constantly imagining him trying to run. his legs are literally chained to each other but his shoes are untied. what if he’s late to a movie or something?

there is so much working against him.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think about this man all the time

[australiansanta]

moral of the story is never do things

[durtybutch]

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

I’m laughing so hard, tbh

[nepofledgling]

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

[acetrainermichael]

do you know mr mimes hair is actually boney growths?

i hate that i had to read this! thanks!

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime