achap

[achap]

[noturlondonboy]

Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend

Yelena: I don’t have a girlfriend

Kidnapper: then who the fuck just asked for chocolate milk and a nap like we’re a daycare

Yelena: oh my god you have Kate Bishop

Bonus:

Kate: Yelena Belova, what do you mean you don’t have a girlfriend?!

[noturlondonboy]

Kate, giggling while peeling a banana: Let me just take your jacket, good sir

Yelena:

Yelena: do you just forget that people can hear you

[incorectquoteswlw]

Nat: I can't believe Yelena told me to 'keep an eye on you' it's so weird, you're an adult!

Kate: Yeah, I know, it's so weird! Hey, can you hold this?

Nat: Sure. Like, what is she worried about-? Kate, why did you give me an EpiPen?

Kate: (opening a jar)

Nat: What is that? Are those peanuts?

Kate: Yelena doesn't let me have them

Nat: Are you anaphylactic? Are you- don't eat the peanuts!

Miles away, Yelena gets a text. It is a photo of Nat and Kate in hospital, Kate giving a thumbs up, and Nat looking severely unimpressed.

Yelena: (heart reacting) Fucking peanuts.

[suemethis]

Kate: You can't break my window every time you show up.

Yelena: That is not true.

Kate: Yelena, this is the tenth time you've done it and the month isn't over yet.

Yelena: Then you should leave the window as it is.

Kate, giving her the keys to her apartment: Here, use them.

Yelena: No, I like the window.

[achap]

Kate: maybe i should call you "Black Window" instead of "Black Widow"

Yelena:

[floilee]

This incredibly defines them.

[crybabycunt]

Kate: (unzips her quiver to reveal a smaller quiver with tiny arrows in it) Does THIS answer your question?

Yelena, slightly worried: I didn't ask you anything.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: I’m sorry, Kate, but you’re off the team for now.

Kate: (sadly hands over her earpiece and gun)

Yelena: Who the fuck gave you a gun?

[achap]

It reminded me of one of my favorite fic take a feather from your wing by Kapua

[rylandsgrace]

FLORENCE PUGH for Valentino (2023)

[crybabycunt]

Natasha: Kate would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Yelena: Kate would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun. Why do you think I hold her hand all the time?

Natasha: Because she's your girlfriend? I mean, during missions it's a bit much, but I just thought--

Yelena: Nope! Because she's a runner. A short attention span impulsive runner. Like a border collie or a toddler.

[bishopsmacaroni]

Kate: You really push all my buttons. Yelena: And I still haven't found mute-

[floilee]

Yelena: Today we are going to eat pizza.

Kate covering Lucky's ears: Don't say that out loud, he gets scared.

[animentality]

[crybabycunt]

(Yelena packs lunch for Kate when she knows Kate will be in back-to-back security meetings all day)

Kate: Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that you pack my lunch, but I also hate the way you pack my lunch.

Yelena: Maybe you should pack your own lunch then.

Kate: *packs 26 oreos*

Yelena: Maybe I should pack your lunch.

[sapphroditewrites]

Kate, handing Yelena a bracelet: the stakeout was a bust so i made us these friendship bracelets til Clint sent me home Yelena: friendship bracelets? what are you, a child? Kate, reaching for the bracelet: oh ok if you don’t want it- Yelena, putting it on her wrist: no its mine im keeping it

[j-bluesky01]

I love that no one else has the power over Wednesday like Enid does. “Go apologize to the Thing” or “Let’s use matching snoods” Wednesday can’t say “no” to Enid. It becomes so canonical.