Look out, lads!

My name is Jay, and I will eat you alive.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

dog of the day

[frogjail]

I’m sorry for this.

[beynons]

time to die

[saiasus]

I ……

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[arcaneloquence]

Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

As the prophecy foretold.

But at what cost?

So let it be written; so let it be done.

So…it has come to this.

That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.

Is this why fate brought us together?

And thus, I die.

…just like in my dream…

Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.

There is no escape from destiny.

Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.

In this economy?

…and then the wolves came.

[grab-your-quiche-deactivated202]

I pray my boyfriend never gets a hold of this list

[eziocauthon89]

@achievementtooth. @philip-the-nickel

[st-pam]

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[theabyssgazedback]

Local Person Feels Abandoned for No Logical Reason

[achievementboyfriends]

me upon seeing shiny materialistic object: how pretty! i will buy it right away

my wallet, screaming and beating me with a stick: no!! you! will! not!! you filthy goblin

[tom-bakery-deactivated20150207]

33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

2016 three step plan :

1) burn my belongings 2) abandon my loved ones 3) retreat into the mistiest mountain I can find

[juipiter]

mood 24/7

[achievementboyfriends]

Me: Yooo I swear to gahd I'm gonna clean up my entire life...just gimme like a week

Me (one week later): Yooo I swear to gahd I'm gonna clean up my entire life...just gimme like a week

[skywalkerlesbian-archive]

episode 8 spoilers

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

Oscar Isaac: I love the hair. You look beautiful.  Domhnall Gleeson: I’ve been working out, can you tell?

[robhodgson-deactivated20180814]

Rob Hodgson, ✌️ Happy New Year friends! try not to be a butthead in 2016 🕊