A thousand to one and a million to two

Brianne, 17, England

[thomas-hanks]

[memewhore]

[oliviascolmans]

[achild-oftheuniverse]

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

[mysharona1987]

[phdbff]

My ideal romance novel is just Pride and Prejudice with a sex scene at the end.

My friend, just now (via phdbff)

[doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes [3/?]

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[backto5oh5]

My favorite tweet in all of existence

[thestandrewknot]

Queen Emma’s Star Tiara.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[thedeadguyintheback]

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

[babil6]

If worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend.

[murdergameshameblog]

[achild-oftheuniverse]

person: do you still watch this show?

me: no, but i keep up with it and i'm still emotionally invested

person: then why don't you just watch it?

me: because it's trash

person: ....then why do you still keep up with it and get emotional about it?

me: because i'm trash

[stoiczoya]

[yogurtville-blog]

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

-you smell different when you’re awake -please help me (then smile as if nothing happened) -soon -you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it -your hair tastes like strawberries -tonight….you. -he knows, don’t go home. -I always knew you would die in my arms -every time I poop I think of you -no one will ever believe you -yessssssssssssss -I killed mufasa -I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear -mother told me it would be like this

[barbdunkelman]

Take Snapchat away from me

[magic-of-eternity]