𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 ☣ 𝔇𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔶 @achromatictwins - Tumblr Blog

my love language is simple. i *hands you a mushroom sticker* *hands you a rock* *hands you a rock* *hands you a dried flower* *hands you a mushroom sticker* *hands you a twig* *hands you a leaf* *han

#whispered words 🍂 musings

Muses vs mun

I should be asleep, but I’m a simple man who can’t resist a picrew dash meme. Sadly, there were no options for natural black hair so I had to improvise...

#for the fun of it 🍂 dash games

(( I’m about to disappear for the day doing Family things, but here’s a quick informal wishlist:

literally anything that gives Unusual an excuse to smile

shipping???? eventually??????? (but that won’t be easy lmao)

MAGIC

especially an excuse for the twins to use their big scary spells

dragging someone into Ó Bruadiar family shenanigans

ACTION THREADS MAYBE?

even more magic

anyway I’m out for the day so hmu on discord while I’m out. ))

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc #((side note: U is demi-pan and C's a lesbian so that will factor into shipping))#((edit-- ALSO PLEASE LET PEOPLE MEET C&U'S LITTLE SISTER SHE'S AN ANGEL))

This just in: girls

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc #((casually posts another picrew before working on commissions))

astralechoes replied to your post: “What can you even do on a three dollar...

Skylar vc: “Buy ice cream or something?”

“I guess, but hopefully they’d have more than just ice cream in mind. At least a walk or something...”

#astralechoes #stranger than they seem ○ unusual

“What can you even do on a three dollar budget for a date?”

#surely someone saw that 💀 commentary #stranger than they seem ○ unusual #((she's still REELING))

Hot(?) dates--

Date with Cruel. Date Fee: $14.99 Customer Comments: "I hope my future spouse is just like Cruel! (Person in late 40s)"

Date with Unusual. Date Fee: $3 Customer Comments: "Unusual, will you marry me? (Male in 20s)"

#for the fun of it 🍂 dash games #((C&U vc: why so cheap))

naughtyandnicerpmemes

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc

(( Not to be me, but hmu on discord (SilverKingRuadri#3425) to talk about soft things. I’m craving fluff. No shipping necessary, only Soft Vibes. ))

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc

truelesson

(( Hey y’all I want to spend money on something super frivolous but want to feel less Stupid Guilty(TM) over it, so I’m hoping to earn a couple bucks back drawing. Sketches are all I can do since I’m on the other side of the country with no supplies but pen and paper, but hey $2 for a doodle isn’t too bad, right?

Everything will be worked on at night since that’s when I have free time while visiting family. IM me if you’re interested! ))

achromatictwins

(( reblogging this here because I’m in Bad Decisions Only mode and want to earn back some of thr money I’ve spent on utter bullshit. I’ll do busts for $2 and halfbody for $5. No cap. You can hmu here or at @truelesson (where you’ll get a faster response) anytime ))

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc

achromatictwins

(( I have a five and a half hour flight today and depending on my ability to make use of the on board wifi, y’all might be about to discover my uncanny knack for writing insufferably long headcanon posts about pointless things literally no one asked for ))

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(( Your potential options for Fuck Off Long headcanons today are the evolution and practical applications of witch hats or commentary on various forms of magic and prejudices within communities that use it [which will be a combo of ye olde “my magic is better than your magic” bullshitery and actual racism/colonialism bc I’m a poc who was raised a witch and I have Opinions] ))

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc

(( I have a five and a half hour flight today and depending on my ability to make use of the on board wifi, y’all might be about to discover my uncanny knack for writing insufferably long headcanon posts about pointless things literally no one asked for ))

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc

Make-A-Muse!!

Stolen from @psychomxncy

Unusual doesn’t actually own or wear white hats, but the temptation to do a full color reversal for once was too strong...

#for the fun of it 🍂 dash games

𝖜𝖔𝖜 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 「destructiveglitch‌」

— “HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

His heels come to a halt as he cackles, razor teeth flashing with cruel excitement. “Oh, they’re not? So you’re here to tell me your knees don’t CLICK each time you bend down to pet the frogs that gather around your feet? But you’re right, I shouldn’t make fun of that.” His glare darts back and forth between the twins, as if contemplating which one of the two to target - those octopus eyes snap right onto Unusual. Sad, considering the poor fellow had never provoked him to begin with. “If anything, I ought to mention the lack of vitamin C in your skin… or vitamin B… vitamin D… vitamin–”

Neither twin is much of an expert at banter; for all the times they’d teased each other or their little sister, it had always been gentle, and hardly the sort of thing that could compete with Cadillac’s vicious words. And yet they continue to try.

This time, as the twins speak, they talk over each other rather than together.

“It’s a curse, not a deficiency--”

“--Says the person who’s literally blue!”

Oh, how uncharacteristically flustered the Ó Bruadiar twins are! Both just a little red in the face ( or red-grey, rather ) and one pouting ever so slightly.

#destructiveglitch #cold as a winter morning ● cruel #stranger than they seem ○ unusual #((wow I can't believe cadillac's dragging these poor innocent witches))

(( tempted to make a dark crystal verse for these two, but conflicted because their fixation on death would make them great dousan(?) gelfling, yet their aesthetic is pure skeksis... ))

#do you hear something? 🍂 ooc

𝖗𝖚𝖉𝖊 「destructiveglitch‌」

— “What, the eyes you can’t

even stand to look at for too long, otherwise your bones give in and you crash to the ground?” Worry not, he’ll tag right along. “Calcium deficiency has never looked so gloomy… I’d revoke your kneecap privileges, but I’d be wasting my breath since you’re doing the job for me! OH! Careful, don’t look at my eyes for too long, or you might VOM this time!”

“Whoa, hey--”

Both twins stop in their tracks, albeit for very different reasons. Cruel is, for once, a tiny bit hurt by harsh words, while Unusual finds himself torn between the pure elation of hearing one’s sibling get taken down a peg and the dismay of knowing all that applies to him as well.

“Okay, wow,” both say in unison with equal offense. “Our bones aren’t that bad.”

#destructiveglitch #cold as a winter morning ● cruel #stranger than they seem ○ unusual #((HDDFSFDS CADILLAC PLEASE...))

destructiveglitch

— “I’m bored.

Anybody wanna get bullied?”

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“Try me, Octopus Eyes--”

Cue them getting dragged away by their brother, who is clearly the only one acting halfway sensible here.

#destructiveglitch #cold as a winter morning ● cruel #pure tomfoolery 💀 crack #((C sees someone exactly one inch taller than them and is ready to throw hands))

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