Chessboard Bones

Hello~ ~*Pot Head*~*Rabbit Enthusiast*~*Slimer*~

[sloime]

xoxo

[galaxyslime]

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[galaxyslime]

slarmy_slime on ig

(please credit me if you repost!)

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[axel-d0rland0]

Wow literally

[th3-z0diac]

the signs during a zombie apocalypse

Aries: survives by pretending they’re on of the zombies

Taurus: suddenly pulls out a gun out of nowhere ?

Gemini: comes up with a really stupid idea that turns out to be working and actually survives

Cancer: dies because they’rE TOO LOUD ! might as well become the leader of zombies btw

Leo: cries

Virgo: fights the zombies for a very long time. dies anyway tho

Libra: comforts everyone but in reality they’re the ones freaking out the most ans stays hidden till the very end

Scorpio: tries to fight the zombies once then joins Leo

Sagittarius: dies while going to a supermarket to steal food

Capricorn: dies when they try to help someone thinking that it’s a not a zombie when it actually is

Aquarius: comes up with a very clever plan and helps everyone. until they become one of the zombies

Pisces: honestly the only reason they survive is because they’re good at running

[sweethoney]

[duke-of-bretagne-blog]

[helpimtrappedinawebsite]

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

[chaoticgood-queer]

DEAR ANYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN AFRAID OF BEING JUDGED BY THE CASHIER FOR BUYING SOMETHING:

I have been working in retail for three years and let me tell you: WE DON’T CARE!

Whether you’re a trans*boy buying tampons or you’re buying laxatives or you’re buying a thong or a package of hello kitty stickers, cashiers don’t give a shit, we’re usually too busy trying to find the damn bar code or trying to sign you up for a membership card. And honestly, half the stuff I ring up doesn’t even register in my brain. My thought process when ringing someone up is; *scan* *check screen* *scan* *check screen* oh crap did they just ask me something? 

So don’t ever be afraid to buy something okay?

*kisses you and pats you on the head* Now go buy all the things!

[jenny-jinya]

I think this is important knowledge

[cyclopsghost]

highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

[coffeeandcoookies-deactivated20]

NO, CHICKEN IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, WHEY PROTEIN IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, GREEK YOGURT IS NOT HEALTHY.

NO, FISH IS NOT HEALTHY.

PLANTS. PLANTS ARE. PLANTS ARE HEALTHY.

[veryhappyvegan]

drives me insane when i see people tag animal products as healthy or clean eating. like nah.

[erinred]

THIS

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

since when are none of those healthy wtf????

[theorderofthetriad]

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

Genders been cancelled

[fairytrainer]

[that one kid in class voice] you know if the gender doesn’t turn up after 15 minutes we can go

[jollityfarm]

Why is it that when couples make a new human life, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘miraculous,’ but when I make a new human life alone in my basement, it’s ‘a crime against nature’ and ‘morally abhorrent’?

[vestahls]

[baravaggio]

the hardware store is throwing a birthday party for a cockatiel today

[angelreedy]

my aesthetic: the token quirky/weird/goth girl from every 90′s/early 00′s movie or TV show

[asheswillfly]

im so about this

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this