teenage dirtbag

Hi, my name is Vanessa and I'm not great with biographies.

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[lilith-of-stardust]

Not to be corny but do u ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that u feel like uve already loved this person for thousands of years

[vvhitelace]

I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF

[slavicgalpal-deactivated2018011]

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[aciaccato]

Dermatologists: avoid touching your face, and NEVER pick at your skin!

Me, having 0 impulse control: unfortunate,

[suspected-spinozist]

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

[ask-sparkling-awesomeness]

HAND OVER THE WALLET MY GOOD SIR

[gnastygnorc]

i just need some peas and quiet sometimes

[artsyskills]

[culturenlifestyle]

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[onlytwitterpics]

[the-artificem]

x

[messi-ng]

[cwote]

women do not have to

be thin

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

be feminine 

be graceful

have sex with you

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

listen to your bullshit

[mindless-kuwaiti-deactivated201]

[sobeitjayt]

So now that the Frank Ocean album rage is over who else album we gone protest about

[thetownwitches]

Lorde

[basketcasemp3]