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((under construction????)) oiii welcome to my blog!

[kianamaiart]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was 5 years old I might’ve given a girl I had a crush on a cool rock. 20 years later I would do literally the exact same thing.

[loremerchant]

some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????

[elonmuskisabitch]

happy ides of march

[gothhabiba]

Mrs. Porter's 2nd Grade Class Survey

Please help our class as we study surveys and graphs. We would love to see how many responses we can get and all of the different places our responses come from. Each student in our class has created one of the questions in this survey.

please take Mrs. Porter’s 2nd grade class survey I want these children to get lots of responses & be surprised

[bysaestyl]

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[powdash]

This is Heathers, right?? ?

[animayanaa]

Stop forcing yourself to preserve dying friendships. It’s not worth it, you know the vibe is off.

[chickenstab]

idk who that one person is that i keep seein on my dashboard but their ass is lookin like that goddam vampire fuck from scary godmother straight up.

[chickenstab]

[qanic]

Reblog this with the song you're listening to or a song that's stuck in your head in the tags

[petr1kov]

honestly, one of the best things about samurai jack is that subdued 30% of the show that consists of jack seeing the weirdest shit ever and just giving this tight, polite, yet vaguely pained look, like

i guess this is my life now

[wreck]

[averagefairy]

why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[preposterousness]

i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this

[monica-geller]

some of u guys are like. really mean lmao it makes me genuinely uncomfortable but i hope ur havin fun i guess

[claudiac777]