Dog Enthusiast

It is safe to assume that I am crashing and burning at any given moment.

[nomore404-deactivated20200101]

Nvm i’m back on that sad shit lol

[bidoctor]

[mjalti]

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

[bob-belcher]

[ameriqan]

what do u look for in a boy

i look away

[chessys]

u got through everything u didnt think u were strong enough for

[my-lovely-dreams]

[glowingangel]

me???? the jealous type ???? absolutely, yes

[danielkanhai]

i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something i’d always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always right too so i believed her. now i’m an adult and i realized she didn’t know the right times for stuff. she just made it up. she’d be like, “i don’t know, a minute thirty?” and i’d walk away like, “wow how did she know that?” i used to think microwave times were like cooking laws you never broke. now i just throw shit in the microwave and set it on a whim. one minute? two minutes? four minutes? who cares? nothing is what you think it is. 

[hounddogsrunning]

[hwighting]

who is she? what agency is she with?

[humorblr]

retail and restaurant work struggles

[wylansvaneck]

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[itsjustlight]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

“Non-offending pedophile” just translates to a pedophile who can’t find a victim to prey on without the fear of getting caught. And news flash, these pedophiles who consume child porn that you call “non-offending” are absolutely a fucking threat to children. All pedophiles are. The pedophiles who “just consume CP” are literally contributing to the sexual abuse of children and taking pleasure in it. I hope everyone who sympathizes with “non-offending” pedophiles die from arsenic poisoning

[snorlaxatives]

banana bread is a quality bread and i feel like it’s simply not appreciated as much as it could be where my fellow banana bread lovers @

[memewhore]