And Then He Moved To Farmville...

This is my blog, where I hope to enlighten your day by making you laugh. So, come! Sit around your computer screen with some of your favorite comfort food, and join me!

[acidlizard]

Years later.

So, it's been nearly four years since I've been on Tumblr... I feel like I'm 90 years old as I'm trying to figure out how the fucking app works. I'm thinking about actually doing something with my blog. We'll see what happens. Hell, it might take another four years for me to do something.

[acidlizard]

Poor Marilyn. :( The signal has crapped out on her TV and no POI or Elementary. She is so very upset. :/

[queerpyracy]

UNDERSTATEMENT 

[acidlizard]

I know. There aren't enough words in any language to describe your anger. 

[acidlizard]

Poor Marilyn. :( The signal has crapped out on her TV and no POI or Elementary. She is so very upset. :/

[eric-uh-kane-blog]

[tomhiddles]

We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!

[brisalvatore890-deactivated2012]

[ifeeltheglow]

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

[observando]

[celebritycloseup]

[kjhkjhljyfhgdfhd6575-deactivate]

[priestchesters-deactivated20140]

[clueless-lovestruck07]

[acidlizard]

your wedding dress...

[sapphicjopper]

[seraaphinamorgenstern]

[beyondthepolice-blog]

[thelittlecorner]

[reapersun]