[ricefan]

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[onceiwashere]

tommy wiseau is the jay gatsby of our era

[onceiwashere]

think about it:

both come from humble and extremely mysterious beginnings

both possess large amounts of money that they are more than willing to blow on a whim, no one knows where any of its from

“jay gatsby” is a psuedonym; tommy changed his last name to “wiseau” as variation of oiseau, because people called him ‘the birdman’ [1]

both of their life stories were later told in a tell-all book written by their younger, more down-to-earth friend slash confidante 

who can forget the iconic scene in the room where a touching conversation between johnny and denny is interrupted by an abrupt cut to a shot of billboard showing the eyes of dr t.j. eckleberg that lingers for several minutes, chillingly reminding the audience that no mortal can escape the eyes of god

both symbolize the american dream 

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[cerothenull]

Immortal Pepe

[acidpolizei]

origins of the term metrosexual

white man: *has a shower and shaves*

white man: there should be a word for people like me

[greencarnations]

fancast: dwayne “the rock” johnson as sherlock holmes w/vin diesel as watson

[dongdongdari-deactivated2015110]

[acidpolizei]

me to my tumblr followers

[shinmadoka]

[jockxgoth]

[justimonarchive-blog]

[chavvesty]

BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead.” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

[corphlsh]

When you find a beautiful house with a beautiful wife

[wasbella102]

Pink Robin

The pink robin is a small passerine bird native to southeastern Australia

[theonion]

Report: It Apparently Time In Conversation To Smile, Laugh

[neornithes]

seriously, fuck the false dichotomy between Science and The Arts. like capital-S Science isn’t an art that requires creativity, perseverance, patience, and skilled observation. like The Arts don’t require rigor, discipline, practice, and attention to detail. like both aren’t cultural structures that stand on foundations of sexist, racist, capitalist hierarchy. like they both can’t be used for purposes of enrichment and revolution. i am so fucking over this idea of presenting science and art as opposites, when they have so much more in common than people think.

[wnyc]

Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:

We did the soft wind. We danst slowly. We swrld aroned. We danst soft. We lisin to the mozik. We danst to the mozik. We made personal space.

via

[xiixiixii]

just lovely