I am ✨terrified✨

*shrug*

[zombooyah]

Too much Bat-Nips and Bat-Booty for tumblr to handle!

[rosetintedcherry]

my thumb in her mouth and her pretty eyes staring into mine

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun

[roaldamundsen]

the year is 2025

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[jellyfishforest135]

Activated them like sleeper agents

[talktomeafter12]

Grab her by hair but romantically

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[alyx-sp]

“Everything I had, everything I knew is gone.”

Danse traveling all alone through the Commonwealth after his escape from the Brotherhood.

[bug-mp3]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[icaseybaybee]

[cosmicretreat]

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuine all-timer to me

[graveslut-deactivated-deactivat]

The thing about women is they are hot

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.