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Um, so I made an incorrect quotes page based on the show Tales of Arcadia because I don’t wish it to be dead and because I can’t think of anything original.

[aciecakes]

'Can I copy the homework?'

Claire: I can help you with it!

Jim: Yeah, sure.

Toby: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Krel: lol nope.

Steve: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Aja: *Read 5:55pm*

[aciecakes]

Mary: *opens the door and sees Jim and Douxie standing there*

Mary: Claire, your boyfriends are here!

[aciecakes]

Krel: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Steve: Not if they consent to it.

Aja: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Eli: YES??!!

[aciecakes]

Claire: As your best friend-

Toby: Jim is my best friend.

Claire, holding a knife: As your best friend-

[aciecakes]

Krel: I just ended a four year relationship. Jim: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Krel: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Steve and Aja fighting from across the room*

[aciecakes]

Jim: We have to get to a hospital and we have to get there fast!

Blinky: Then I should drive.

Toby: Why you?

Blinky: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.

Jim: Okay, let’s do it.

[cut to]

Everyone: *in the car screaming*

[aciecakes]

Jim: Wait, I hear crying! Oh, it’s just me!

[aciecakes]

Claire: Can I have a private talk with you?

Aja: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

[aciecakes]

Jim: Hold up. So you’re Steve’s girlfriend?

Aja: I am.

Steve: She is.

Jim: Interesting. WHY?!

[aciecakes]

Steve: Why is my name “beef” on your phone?

Aja: Y’know…like bf…

[aciecakes]

Claire: Jim, we're hungry!

Toby: Jim! What's for dinner?

Douxie: We're hungry, Jim!

Jim, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

[aciecakes]

Jim: Yeah, you see, the thing is I want to get out of here before Toby gets all worked up and starts calling everybody ‘bitch’.

Toby: What are you talking about, BITCH?

[aciecakes]

At Mr. Benoit’s Cafe...

Toby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?

Douxie: Water.

[aciecakes]

Douxie: Claire, stop! This isn't you; you've gone mad with power!

Claire: Well, of course I have.

Douxie: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Claire: It's boring.

[aciecakes]

Claire: *does something heroic*

People: *cheering around her*

Claire: *pointing her shadow staff at them* GET BACK, YOU SAVAGES!

Jim: Sorry, she’s just not used to positive feedback.

[aciecakes]

Claire: Did it hurt when you fell-

Jim: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Claire: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Jim:

Claire: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[aciecakes]

Jim: Hey, Nuñez.

Claire: When are you gonna stop calling me Nuñez?

Jim: When you’ll become a Lake.