I tried to schedule a meeting with someone and they said "Sorry, I only have swiss cheese-like availability."
I feel the same way

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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I tried to schedule a meeting with someone and they said "Sorry, I only have swiss cheese-like availability."
I feel the same way
And the clear winner is...
These sweaters were definitely not ugly enough...
The very fashionable Claire modeling the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book.
This is what we do in my office #UglyChristmasSweaterParty.com
"this is what we do in my office" says a friend who runs a wealth management firm #holiday #officehumor
My boss and I were strategizing before an important project kick-off call, and his advice was “Let’s avoid the herding cats mentality.”
Heard on conference call: "It’s like M.A.S.H.. All you can do is drink and play volleyball until the helicopters land and they bring in the casualties."
Heard on conference call: "It’s like M.A.S.H.. All you can do is drink and play volleyball until the helicopters land and they bring in the casualties."
Brilliant
The highly alluring steps to Club Monaco 5th ave. Guess I don't need to pine for Paris after all
Score!! Signed copy of @wimpykid #hardluck on my desk. Thanks so much Jeff Kinney!
And she was a vision in the bathtub high in the sky upon Vanderbilt Hall #grandcentral #target #shiseido
After I barked at Paul for not cleaning the garage in 4 years, Dylan walked in right behind him holding some gorgeous flowers #iamajerk
Ok a few more...
#nofilter it's that amazing
And it starts already...guess I will have a random Twix with my coffee at 9:30 am. #whydidntwegetmoretrickortreaters
I found Minnie!
The promise of a new day in the best city in the world #nyc