"I love the past, cause I hate suspense"

this is where i frequent to hibernate

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[topazlight]

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

[sixpenceee]

New York City - Central Park

(Source)

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

water is wet

[theclockroach]

you were explicitly warned within the first minute of every episode

[yofukit]

[fuckyeahthenational]

[x]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

she’s absolutely incredible

[thatturtlething]

Who

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

NO!

2012 / 2015 / 2018

[aclockwork]

back with a microphone ready to record some weird shit

[retrogamingblog]

Custom Kanto Gameboys made by Zoki64

[yuoling]

[feyrealms]

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

[newtgeiszler]

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

[wombatking]

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

[hadezi-breh-deactivated20180923]

[dailyavengers]

[theavengers]

Team Pirate Angel, Rabbit & Tree.

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

You die in infinity war

[dailytessa]

[travalicious]

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

[iamabagfullofcats]

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.