the guy living downstairs is loudly rapping again. the sound is muffled so im not 100% sure, but i think i just heard "sittin on the can this shit is perilous, pee be smellin like i ate asparagus"

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the guy living downstairs is loudly rapping again. the sound is muffled so im not 100% sure, but i think i just heard "sittin on the can this shit is perilous, pee be smellin like i ate asparagus"
“The lords of nal hutta have sent me as an emissary in their stead to tell you this, Boba Fett: your mom gay”
“I dont expect the hutts to know much of my past, so I will tell you this, emissary of the hutt cartel: I don’t have a mommy. I’m a clone of my daddy.”
“Uh oh! The Hutt Cartel will be SO mad to find this out! Surely they will have my beautiful(sexy) head!”
“Then as I see it you have only one choice. Work for me here on tattooine.”
“I appreciate the offer, Boba Fett, but I am loyal to my masters, and if my death(sexy) is their will, then I will die knowing I have served them well”
“So be it, emissary of the hutt cartel. I will save your masters the effort.”
“Woah! That was fucking scary! How did you not get blow up with him, Boba?”
“It’s simple, fennec. I drink my milk like my daddy told me so I have strong boy bones and I never die.”
he’s not taking the news well
here’s how they made the brown m&m less fuckable if you weren’t able to notice the changes
Okay but this is exactly what I’m talking about when I say that it’s corporations driving the Culture War. Like, if M&M corporation just redesigned its characters, no one would give a shit. But if M&M corporation announces that it’s redesigning it’s characters *to reflect DIVERSITY* or something like that, then they know that they can count on conservative commentators to performatively lose their shit about Wokeness and how it’s infesting every aspect of the culture and how the communists are trying to trans your M&Ms; and even better than that, they know that they can depend on snarky progressives to make fun of the conservatives for this and say that they want to fuck candy mascots. And so a complete non-story will have legs for days and go viral by playing the tribes against one another.
real effective way to distract the public from lawsuits over the parent company’s use of child slave labor in Africa
Chocolate companies are among the defendants named in a lawsuit brought by former child workers in Ivory Coast
That’s precisely what this was really for, yes, but this type of thing, when it’s not to distract from an ugly controversy, is also just a money making plot because they know once the fox news clowns get fake-mad at something it’ll greatly increase sales with everyone else. There’s no better advertising than pissing off someone most people hate.
My favorite tiktok account right now is the guy who uses color settings and photo manipulation to turn everything into the Polish flag
The only two replies on this tho
Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….
I can’t stop laughing
http://rickriordan.com/2018/11/memories-from-my-tv-movie-experience/
PLEASE read his whole letter on the link he goes OFF
I looked through the notes to find the link so I could reblog with this version. Please read because it is well worth it.
I would love to get my hands on a copy of the script with his notes
“Please do not ‘sex up’ my children’s story” what a lad
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website
Pay Attention to Palestine
I really don’t mean to guilt trip anyone, but the word needs to be spread about Palestine and no major news outlets are covering it. Hundreds of Palestinians are being injured by the Israeli Occupation forces trying to defend their homes from settler violence and ethnic cleansing.
For the past month lynch mobs and anti-Palestinian pogroms have filled the streets of Jerusalem, this is an extension of over 70 years of ethnic cleansing, dispossession, occupation, settler colonialism, and murder that has effected Palestinians, and Israeli courts have ordered the eviction of 12 Palestinian families in Sheikh Jarrah and to hand over their land to Israeli settlers. If you are American, this is what your tax dollars are going to, the least you can do is spread the word and voice your support for us.
If you are able to donate, here are some donation links for Palestinians in need:
Boycott Divest and Sanction (BDS)
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i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay
"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion
this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"
WHAT
i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is
this is making my brain short circuit
No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....
i would love to study you
I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere
how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening
[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]
*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
HEY ARTISTS!
Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:
OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–
There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)
holy shit
need-
HELL YEAH !!!
OMG
returning to my dashboard after like 3 years and discovering not a desolate wasteland but a steady, completely unchanged stream of screenshots and fanart of long-dead anime, exactly as I left them. The world has changed, my interests have changed, my need for tumblr is gone, and yet all of this is still here, still so familiar, like a bad dream where I’m back in high school. It’s just wrong, a lie
y’all have gotta stop using words like “abusive” to refer to fictional characters who are just evil. like yeah yeah whatever it’s a tv show who cares but like a pattern of abusive behaviour in an intimate relationship with a noted power dynamic (in real life or in fiction) isn’t the same thing as like, a supervillain in a cartoon trying to blow up a planet, and trying to equate everything to serious irl issues for woke points isn’t a good thing to do and kind of makes it seem like you’re trivializing it. especially when people use it in callout posts, like “this person supports ABUSIVE CHARACTERS!!” when they actually just mean like, they own a funko pop of darth vader