AcneToad

Just a teen not much to say

[palchidirenna]

made myself a new propic on twitter

[pamesjatterson]

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

[redshift-13]

Michigan lawmakers listened to 6 hours of election fraud testimony and it was hilarious

On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill...

[posttexasstressdisorder]

That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there.  Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…

[a-grim-grinning-ghost]

I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…

[sinnamonscouture]

Cordae & Naomi Osaka for GQ's 'Modern Lovers Issue'

[mysharona1987]

CNN headline writer is *so* done.

[freeshavacado]

[benedictsvestcollection]

Has this been done yet.

[garnetrena]

“Not All Men”: yes, you’re right. Lord Ballister Blackheart would never do that.

[writing-prompt-s]

You have just been abducted by an alien race, only to discover that they only kidnapped you because they needed someone outside of their hive mind to be the dungeon master for their game of D&D.

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

[i-need-some-more-chaos]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW QUICKLY I LEARNED HOW TO USE A GREEN SCREEN FOR THIS–

@markiplier @thief-anon @lady-raziel @chicasiplier @even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes @heehoooo

[goldafterglow]

Anyways I’m 108% sure I’m a lesbian now

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[badjokesbyjeff]

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.

She said, “Wear your own then.”

[funny-tik-toks]

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[nicolezaridze]

THEY’RE THE ONLY THING THAT BRING ME PEACE