My Awesome Blog

Tumblr told me this was a good title, so I figured I'd give it a shot.

[somanypetals]

[wahooanswers]

[petapeta]

[onlytwitterpics]

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[somanypetals]

[forever-flaccid]

[chokesngags]

Me: sucking or riding the dick

Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum

Me:

[chokesngags]

Him: **cums**

Me: 

[thestateonmtv]

I think we should delete the internet so boobs are more special, like more people would appreciate boobs like a farmer in the 1800s

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

you had me at delete the internet

[chead-deactivated20181204]

[parakavka]

[rossgellermagazine-blog]

[thatadult]

[memewhore]

[bongospasm]

[itsannxiety]

[lord-kitschener]

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

hey what the fuck

[lord-kitschener]

Stop being afraid to live deliciously