A Conventional Mother

I have a 1 year old daughter. She is ridiculous. She learned it from me.

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My baby when she sees me take the yogurt out of the fridge.

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When my baby turns on the charm for people at restaurants.

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Motherhood. (This post dedicated to Krista Harberson. :D)

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When some people try to talk and be friendly to my baby and she just scowls at them.

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When I don't see my baby and she's also being very quiet... (mischief is afoot).

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When my baby tries to reach for something on a shelf and she falls backwards because her giant head weighs more than the rest of her body.

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How my baby and I both reacted upon seeing each other after 2 1/2 days apart.

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My baby when I have to put her in her car seat.

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My baby when she's actually in the mood to go to bed.

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When people without kids have opinions about stay at home moms.

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When I realize I haven't put on pants in days.

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When someone who just had a baby starts talking about having another baby really soon. Good luck!

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How I feel when other parents ask me for advice.

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When my friend and I went to Disneyland and I was really excited but also really upset to be leaving my baby with her relatives.

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When I hear about people drinking cough medicine to get high.

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When I think about all the crap my baby's going to have to put up with someday, and want to slap everyone who's going to annoy her in the future.

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When people try to tell me things by baby "should" be doing. "She should get more vegetables." "She should be starting to be potty trained." "She should be sleeping through the night." Piss. Off.