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punnoying

when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with

bobacupcake

its snom time babey…….

a secret santa gift for @dereineschwarzerabe!!

#NICE #pkmn

flightcrevv-deactivated20181113

Ok so like in the avatar world you would thing that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today

strawberrybiscuitbuds

honestly this would be a much better solution because you could avoid all the water damage

hermitcrabofficial

im legit waiting a full 10 minutes to recharge urbosas rage just so i can kill this bitch in one hit

quibblepoof

Guess we’re staying in bed all day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

barksbog

When you are just trying to sew patches onto your leather jacket but. your daughter also wants to wear it at the same time. and your daughter is a cat.

mbrainspaz

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.

sushinfood

Finally, Someone Understands

bubonickitten

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

bubonickitten

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds