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[shitpostbot5k]

[acringeybean-blog]

There are no apostrophes.

[xtec]

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

[acringeybean-blog]

*me at 18

[ninja-weapons]

This gif is outrageous

[headlesssamurai]

 ■ The so-called “blood explosion” which punctuates the conclusion of Akira Kurosawa’s 1962 movie Sanjuro remains one of the most memorable and influential special effects in film history. Production designer Yoshiro Muraki would later recall this scene was filmed in a single take. No such effect had ever been attempted before, as movies of the time rarely showed violence with graphic detail. Filled with uncertainty, Muraki worried the blood spray he’d rigged up wouldn’t impress Kurosawa, so he added an extra 30 pounds of pressure to the fluid pump. At the moment the pump was activated, the additional pressure caused the compressor hose attached to actor Tatsuya Nakadai to blow a coupling which created a slight, unintentional delay before the fake blood began to spray, and caused a much larger gush of fluid than planned. It sprayed so powerfully Nakadai claimed it almost lifted him off the ground. His heart sinking, as he believed the delay and over-pressure had ruined the effect, Muraki nervously glanced at director Akira Kurosawa, but Kurosawa only nodded in approval.

[trilllizard666]

“oh god i fucked this up”

“yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO”

[kineticpenguin]

And to think this is so iconic that “two dudes clash, there’s a beat, then one dies incredibly violently” is just a must-have for action in anime

[vicambulating]

omae wa mou shindeiru-

NANI?????

[acringeybean-blog]

The origin of the Anime attack, pause, giant blood shower burst routine. Perhaps, it is intentional homage?

[shitpostbot5k]

[acringeybean-blog]

“No Idea” 

Well, joke’s on you, I’ve suspected you since your inception. Get off your high horse, you dumb AI.

[thundergrace]

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

[radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019]

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

[egberts]

my fave part is that they're at a coach fashion show

[sensualcoder]

My god

[acringeybean-blog]

Now that’s high fashion I can approve of.

[babyboyfez-deactivated20191126]

His knees gave in near the top 😂

[wakandamama]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaoooooooooooo

[acringeybean-blog]

I would climb the giant blocks purely for the sake of I like climbing things. Then, immediately afterward, the anxiety that someone will think I’m a bad person will set in, and I will speedwalk away in shame.

[acringeybean-blog]

me @ my demons: I will beat you to death with a pogo stick.

[acringeybean-blog]

My new color changing light bulb matches Jellyfish Jam perfectly. I am pleased.

[reinerist]

[acringeybean-blog]

OMG it’s the cutest thing I’ve seen all week❤❤❤

[acringeybean-blog]

It’s probably been said before, but Fortnite is the SAO of the gaming community. 

[acringeybean-blog]

New Aesthetic

Wearing logo shirts from dress-coded events with other clothes that break the dress code that was supposed to be followed. 

[shitpostbot5k]

[acringeybean-blog]

AtHeiSM bOT

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[mandalorianreynolds]

OP, I admire your commitment.

[tastefullylaughing]

this ought to be the tumblrest thing i’ve ever seen

[acringeybean-blog]

WHOM’ST’D’VE

[shitpostbot5k]

[acringeybean-blog]

same

[acringeybean-blog]

I just realized how similar “Band” and “Stand” sound. They’re only one letter different. Imagine JoJo, but it’s literally just bands beating each other up, while “Band users” yell. 

[cwote]

The funny thing about other people is, they are often just as insecure, sad and lonely as you are… Sometimes all it takes is a smile or a hello. Let others know they exist and they matter :))

[acringeybean-blog]

This looks like it should be on the label of a peach-flavored milk carton.

[vespattilia]

Quick sketch after i watched the movie. Tried to go with a weird pose cuz i thought it would fit somehow lol

[acringeybean-blog]

If Pennywise was in Jojo.