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Me kicking my feet and giggling to myself while I write in my glitter notebook about the most morally irredeemable men you’ve ever heard of

All three are part of the “bad dads” collection too.

I’m gonna dub them

The Badaddies

Me kicking my feet and giggling to myself while I write in my glitter notebook about the most morally irredeemable men you’ve ever heard of

Sorry. Said I’d get back to regular posting again. I lost a fight to the washing machine (again) and I’ve been kind of frazzled since

You know what the fuck I’m talking about bestie.

I had a vape pen once but then my brother smacked me so hard that I flew across the room in a rather dramatic fashion

Sorry. Said I’d get back to regular posting again. I lost a fight to the washing machine (again) and I’ve been kind of frazzled since

They ass is NOT ready for the Time Bananas that’s all I’m gonna fuckin say.

Just let them be gay naturally

Don’t worry! If you ever think someone’s voice is unsexy, just remember that my brother exists

Throngler

Noun (THrôNG-lər)

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an ambiguous male genitalia, specific to daydreams (of another man, often with intentions of experiencing catharsis).

“He keeps falling half-asleep thinking of the Throngler, and I don’t know how to tell him that this isn’t a good time.”

Preemptively

Being condemned to solitary confinement for using the term “The Throngler” to refer to someone’s manhood

I wish I had a motorcycle that was also a dragon and also part mysterious entity that eats the very light itself

That’d be neat I think

Also don’t forget to hug the slay button today! Every time you do, a TERF eats asphalt

RIP to my older brother who died in a glue trap three minutes ago

Love is blind but the neighbors ain’t

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