Mercedes: The genius kid who spent all of the summer revising so they come back just as smart
Ferrari: The kid that gave up last year but got their act together to be ready for the next year
Mclaren: Forgot to take the dunce cap off all summer. Bright, new clothes though.
To continue this meme (before I sell the rights to a emmy-award winning sitcom to the highest bidder)
Red Bull: The new kid who started average, had a few years of being an absolute genius and not just turns up each year with no idea how they’ll do. Also constantly steals from their younger sibling
Williams: That kid who was super gifted at a young age and looked like they’d always be a genius but just sort of stopped being that when they got to high-school. Still tries super hard though!
Force India: The average, quirky kid who spent years going through all sorts of different identities. Sort of comfortable with themselves now and keeps saying they’ll do better but ends up being average. Still likeable though
Renault: Rich kid, bought Force India’s best study guide after taking forever to decide which of its previous study guides to keep. In the end one got stolen anyway so that solved that problem. Dresses in bright colours because it feels like it
Haas: Foreign-exchange student who everyone made fun of but actually is pretty good and gets good or average grades. Doesn’t know when to stop and gets annoyed at itself constantly
Toro Rosso: Younger sibling of Red Bull. Cool and popular but doesn’t always get good grades, and Red Bull keeps stealing its text books. Keeps believing it’ll eventually beat Red Bull though, a healthy competition.
Sauber: The kid that seems to have been around for years now and never seems to disappear. Had a few good years but now just likes to chill out and usually smoke a cigar behind the bins at lunch time.
