SELF-RIGHTEOUS;
they’re actually only the third worst cheer squad in the county according to districts last year, thank you very much, and no matter how small the kingdom——
a king is a fucking king.
❛among other things—–like how you spend most of practice benched unless the coach needs someone to haul ass across the field. don’t think i haven’t seen you out there, peter, tell me–how does it feel to project your recent weight gain issues onto somebody else?❜
❛FUCK OFF, hayes. your height complex is showing.❜
❝Whatever, Prior. At least the fat in my ass isn’t just to make a softer impact for whoever’s using me as their personal fleshlight for the night. ❞
❝You’re FOUR INCHES taller than me, Caleb, get the fuck over yourself. I know that high horse your on makes the difference seem bigger, or maybe it’s the thirty foot pole shoved up your ass that does it.❞
GOD, he’s insufferable. How anybody can stand that annoying voice of his enough to screw him is beyond Peter. He wouldn’t touch Prior with a 40 FOOT POLE on one of his good days.
