JUMP THE GUN

aim: @m.illion

[obaeli-deactivated20170424]

please reblog if you don’t mind a pre-established relationship with an oc muse!

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send one for my muse's reaction;

“What are you doing here?” “Of course I moved on!” “I can’t wait for you.” “Why didn’t you wait for me?” “Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?” “As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in.” “It’s your time to shine.” “And we’re sure that’s not illegal?” “And if I say yes?” “Dude, what the hell?” “Wait, since when are you gay?” “What the hell did I miss?” “I was gone for for five minutes!” “She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?” “I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding.” “If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork.” “Is that really your version of an apology?” “I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life.” “Now that’s just stupid.” “I’m prepared, I think.” “We finally got it right.” “I choose you. No one else. You.” “I gave up a long time ago.” “In what world was that okay?” “This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics.” “Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza.” “We could always just run away.” “I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?” “Please stop asking me out.” “Love is a fairytale told to children.” “That wasn’t me.” “I didn’t do it!” “That may have been my fault.” “Is this your first date?” “You’re the biggest wimp.” “You’re pretty shy.” “Are you trying to hold my hand?” “Let me sleep.” “There’s no way that I’ll say no.” “I don’t want to get up.” “Why don’t you love me?” “I don’t want to live in a world without you.” “There’s a fire inside of you.” “I don’t think I can do this anymore.” “Oh good. Just what I needed to hear.” “Tonight as perfect.” “It’s just for the night!” “I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time.” “It hurts.” “We could go backpacking?” “What do you mean you want to go home?” “You don’t know me!” “I skipped class today.” “I bought you a ring even.” “You bought me flowers?” “What are you doing home so late?” “Sorry I’m not what you expected.” “I burned my tongue.” “What a fake smile.” “Did you just laugh at me?” “I can do it!”

[lchnss]

i need exes au’s.

we just broke up and you came over to get a box of your stuff from my place but wtf the power went out because of a really bad storm and you shouldn’t be driving in this just … chill for a couple of hours, okay?

we broke up years ago and both moved away, lost touch. now our friends each suggested a blind date and shit, you’re my date apparently. 

we moved into a little apartment together while we were dating and then we broke up but neither of us could really afford to get our own place so now we’re stuck as roommates, watching each other bring home random one night stands or dates.

you were my brother/sister’s best friend and that’s how we met, and started dating. now we broke up and you’re obviously still friends with them, and you spend nights at my place but now it’s just awkward to run into you in the hall way at 1 am right after my shower.

we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.

we were our high school’s golden couple but we went to different colleges and the distance broke us up. fifteen years later, i’m in the middle/just getting over a bad marriage and you’re having your own relationship problems and it’s the high school reunion.

we dated pretty seriously and your parents were also absentee. now we are broken up and it’s like five years later and your absentee father is my new boss.

[jooneh]

fave mvs → eric nam’s ‘can’t help myself’

[ericsnam]

[actjsn]

@seolastic: [ continued ]

SEOLA’s eyes grew wide, her bottom lip quivering with disappointment. “wait– why? we just got here!” she whined, a soft stomp of her foot. he had promised her that they’d go out after a long month of work and, well, even more work. she skipped over to her friend and grabbed his arm; giving it a slight tug. “please–– stay at least an hour!”

the male looked at the girl, his exhausted eyes burning slightly at the lights surrounding the two. “just driving here was enough to kill me.” he patted his own face to wake himself up after the long day of work and let out a defeated sigh before flashing a small grin at his friend. he knew she wanted to spend some fun time away from work that didn’t involve binge-watching tv and napping, and what better place than a bar? “an hour, fine. then back to our places so i can fall on my floor and sleep for 12 hours. but for now, let’s go crazy.”

[actjsn]

fill this in with stuff about you

where i’m from: boston, usa.

sexual orientation: bisexual.

single/taken: single.

favorite book: harry potter series.

eye color: dark brown.

favorite movie: pulp fiction, grand budapest hotel.

favorite band/singer: rex.d, beautyhandsome.

favorite day of the year: halloween.

if i have any pets: none yet.

what i’m listening to right now: i hate you - urban zakapa.

what’s my ringtone: the generic iphone ringtone.

what my name means: to succeed.

celebrity crush: heize.