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Welcome friends! My name is Sydney! My hobbies include eating, sleeping, and being a useless piece of shit. If you're looking for a multi-fandom blog featuring obnoxious text posts, some nice aesthetic, the occasional bit of porn, and pictures of cats, then you've come to the right place, you lucky dog!

[omghotmemes]

[catchymemes]

[killowave]

[thatsbelievable]

[phloxy-foxxy-deactivated2022062]

Impossible decision

[carnelianfoxx]

the two genders

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fluffygif]

Kitty can’t even believe the scritches

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hobolunchbox]

[jumex]

[behbuh]

showing your reincarnated 1918 bf what society has done with technology in the last 7 decades 😊

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[spectralarchers]

Here’s Rebel telling the story 😊

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[hockeyheart]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]