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just my special interests and things i find funny

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[swagdinner]

don't listen to the haters haiku bot you got everything perfect

[the-haiku-bot]

don’t listen to the

haters haiku bot you got

everything perfect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-pondering-vermin]

People responding to haiku bot with haikus won't be not funny

Like, ever

[the-haiku-bot]

People responding

to haiku bot with haikus

won’t be not funny

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[catchymemes]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[theflurgler]

[ailithnight]

Where's that post about the person who took in a feral cat that only spoke in yowls because that's the only noise they had made that the human responded too? Then the feral cat had kittens and mama learned from watching the human interact with the kittens that they'd respond to the kitten meows so mama started meowing at them too.

[4ktaylor]

UHD | Taylor Swift, The Eras Tour, Liverpool, June '24

[thememedaddy]

[lezarus]

youd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling

[thedogopera]

[thedogopera]

I think they’ll find it

[maryoliveoil]

TAYLOR SWIFT | "Bejeweled" The Eras Tour, Lisbon Night 1

[animentality]

[corneliaavenue]

If you ever related to the lyric "I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere, fell behind all my classmates and I ended up here" I am so sorry

[corneliaavenue]

Pick a lyric from Clara Bow

All your life, did you know you'd be picked like a rose?

I'm not trying to exaggerate, but I think I might die if it happened to me

Breath of fresh air through smoke ringsTake the glory, give everything

Crowd goes wild at her fingertips. Half moonshine, a full eclipse

Promise to be dazzling

Crown is stained but you're the real queen flesh and blood amongst war machines

You're the new god we're worshipping

Beauty is a beast that roars, down on all fours, demanding "more"

Only when your girlish glow flickers just so, do they let you know

It's hell on earth to be heavenly

You look like Taylor Swift in this light. We're loving it.

You've got edge, she never did. The future's bright, dazzling.

Voting ended onMay 27, 2024

[gwenfrankenstien]

‘i have to take medication because my immune system decided kinkshaming the trees is more important than breathing’ is objectively an insane concept. thumbs down to seasonal allergies.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I just want my body to stop telling shrubbery it is problematic”

[ghost-cassette]

Sex pollen is real and my body is violently rejecting it

[amessofadreamer13]

But Daddy I Love Him (Acoustic Version)

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Listen here: X

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[ice-block]

Man made crystals are so cool it’s so sad everyone who likes rocks is out for blood if you post man made crystals. I love you opalite I love you lab created opal I love you bismuth I love you HTA citrine I love you goldstone

[ice-block]

Post “fake” crystals hour

[odinsblog]

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

[angryschnauzer]

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

[headspace-hotel]

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

[pangaeastarseed]

my bones are scared now.

[aroseofgalaxies-deactivated2024]

Love when this turns up on my dash.

[aximili]

the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is

[aximili]

dont worry about it :)

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon